So, Why did R. Kelly marry Aaliyah when she was 14?
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STEVE
MIami Beach on the check-in.
"THIS DUDE R. KELLY IS A MURDERER!"
a murda
Depression is real brehs
We need a r. Kelly smiley asap
Let's talk about how he did some of the boldest trolling of all time during his trial.
1. Starts calling himself the pied piper. Oh, you mean the guy who saved a village from an infestation of rats and then kidnapped all the of the villages children.
2. Calls an album the chocolate factory. Oh, you mean the factory owned by creative genius Willy Wonka who could only identify with youth. The factory where Willy Wonka essentially imprisons and tortures children who are just trying to get some candy?
Kells was
hard in those days.
1. Starts calling himself the pied piper. Oh, you mean the guy who saved a village from an infestation of rats and then kidnapped all the of the villages children.
2. Calls an album the chocolate factory. Oh, you mean the factory owned by creative genius Willy Wonka who could only identify with youth. The factory where Willy Wonka essentially imprisons and tortures children who are just trying to get some candy?
Kells was
hard in those days.
a murda
Depression is real brehs
Let's talk about how he did some of the boldest trolling of all time during his trial.
1. Starts calling himself the pied piper. Oh, you mean the guy who saved a village from an infestation of rats and then kidnapped all the of the villages children.
2. Calls an album the chocolate factory. Oh, you mean the factory owned by creative genius Willy Wonka who could only identify with youth. The factory where Willy Wonka essentially imprisons and tortures children who are just trying to get some candy?
Kells was
Ethnic Vagina Finder
The Great Paper Chaser
If you are a true Aaliyah stan..
you act like that shyt never happened.
you think its urban myth
or you just don't acknowledge it at all.
you act like that shyt never happened.
you think its urban myth
or you just don't acknowledge it at all.
Steve Piffler
I got them CERTS
Black Ball
Superstar
Alot of them old skool 90s cats was tappin that underage p*ssy.
I mean hey, if you knew you could get away with it. Wouldnt you?
B-Legit & E-40 in 1995
I'm riding city to city (city to city), me and Leviti
So get your toilet paper cuz it's gon' get shytty (gon' get shytty)
I hit the highway goin East (East)
Twenty-two ounces of yeast (yeast...)
I'm playin this game cuz a nikka my age be
I met her last night and today she paged me
Wanna know if B-Legit can kick it tonight (what else)
Only sixteen, way too tight
But age ain't nothin but a number -- number
Baby got her hair done by Shanda -- Shanda
Nine nine ten, eleven and up
If you bleed, you get fukked -- fukked
No not me, not fo'-oh -- not fo'-oh
I break the bootch down with a two by fo'
Eryfukkinday is a holiday, celebration
When the bytch is actin crabby that means she's on her menestration
I be like fukkin em like dissin it to the highest -- highest
Talkin more shyt than Kalidous
A str-uh, strizuck out in my Cutlass Supreme on a Friday
(which way we ridin) Riding sideaways... beotch!
Never noticed how nigs used to talk slick on that pedo shyt back then.
Virtuous_Brotha
Superstar
or better yet how her parents let her get away with such behaviour
↓R↑LYB
I trained Sheng Long and Shonuff
i GOTTA ask you know you did this one
I live outside the matrix breh