"So, Why do you want to work for us?"

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HOW THE fukk ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THAT WITHOUT SOUNDING FULL OF shyt OR BEING STRAIGHT UP & SAYING "nikka I NEED MONEY" :wtb:
 

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"Well, when I submitted my resume for an opportunity to interview with the company, I was already impressed in my research of the company and felt like I could be a part of the great things happening here while getting compensated doing so" - Stay Seeking (4/22/2015)

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You gotta convince them that you doing them a favor for working there.
Not that you desperately need a job.
"I believe that I can be a major asset to your company." Throw in some filler and that's it.
 

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lie motherfukka :why:

If you look at any company's corporate profile you can find a bullshyt reason to work there. they spell it out for you and it makes you look like you give enough of a shyt to do some research. Even fukking Walmart brags about their work environment

my policy in job interviews is always to lie. Most of my resume is fake too. I don't give a shyt about these min wage jobs.
 

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"Well, when I submitted my resume for an opportunity to interview with the company, I was already impressed in my research of the company and felt like I could be a part of the great things happening here while getting compensated doing so" - Stay Seeking (4/22/2015)

:sas1:
Do I have to wear tap shoes when I say it?
:whoa: JK
 

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What would you do if you saw one of your co workers stealing office supplies?

There's only 1 correct answer.
 

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im punished for being honest in interviews. i cant stand the whole process. sit there with some fat fukk judging me like hes better than me. asking me dumbass questions. i cant stand them. ima just stay in the boxing gym around people that dont piss me off. :manny:
 

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im punished for being honest in interviews. i cant stand the whole process. sit there with some fat fukk judging me like hes better than me. asking me dumbass questions. i cant stand them. ima just stay in the boxing gym around people that dont piss me off. :manny:
No one likes the interview process. Every single interview I had on the inside I was like :francis::snoop::comeon: but I had to :skip::pachaha:

It's the cost of not being your own boss, even then you have to do the same to your customers so :manny:

Even Mayweather has to :pachaha: when promoting his fights
 
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