So yall be eating scooby doo meat in Philly?

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Zoinkys gee willickers @RhapSaDiddy

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Random dude says it’s a dog from 40 feet away and u country ass niccas believe it.

They was looking guilty.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

They was looking guilty.

Hell yeah they was. Looking all types of suspect

 

[cheek100]

They was looking guilty.

They was late for the next delivery. Boss man been trippin lately over that gronkowski trade. Even essential jobs ain’t safe.

 

[Striving For Greatness]

It’s a halal spot, they never heard of lamb over rice

Hell yeah they was. Looking all types of suspect

Probably thought they were health food inspectors, that looked unsanitary

 

[get these nets]

It’s a halal spot, they never heard of lamb over rice



Probably thought they were health food inspectors, that looked unsanitary

Unsanitary and DEFINITELY not processed by Halal standards.

 

[Arcavian]

 

[Doobie Doo]

I ONLY EAT "CHINESE" FOOD AT PANDA EXPRESS...

SINCE ITS A NATIONAL CHAIN
I DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
EATING RAT, CAT & DOG THERE.

I GOT SICK THE LAST TIME
I TRIED TO EAT "CHICKEN" FROM A LOCAL
CHINESE SPOT.



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I eat Chinese in white neighborhoods. I figure they would burn that bih down if they found out they were serving dogs

 

[Cat piss martini]

 

[newworldafro]

That's Philly and everywhere else. The fact that none of that "chicken" tastes or looks right from ANY Chinese food place I've ever ordered from and yall nikkas can't even notice that something tastes off is amazing to me. How can we be raised on chicken and beef but not be able to tell the difference just because somebody threw some damn sauce on it over some rice? Go get some general tso or orange chicken or some shyt or chicken on a stick and REALLY TASTE THAT shyt. It's not no damn chicken in most cases. I haven't ordered Chinese takeout in well over 10 years

These are facts.

Jeesh.

I only fuuck with Panda Express, Japanese steakhouses, and Mongolian Grills.

 

[spliz]

u nikkas cant see that those AINT dogs? smh.

 

[UberEatsDriver]

I ONLY EAT "CHINESE" FOOD AT PANDA EXPRESS...

SINCE ITS A NATIONAL CHAIN
I DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
EATING RAT, CAT & DOG THERE.

I GOT SICK THE LAST TIME
I TRIED TO EAT "CHICKEN" FROM A LOCAL
CHINESE SPOT.



​

wow a Panda Express is horrible. That food probably taste more like rat than the actual rat that take out makes

 

[CHICAGO]

wow a Panda Express is horrible. That food probably taste more like rat than the actual rat that take out makes

YOU DO REALIZE EVERY LOCATION IS DIFFERENT?




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[Absolut da poet ®]

That's Philly and everywhere else. The fact that none of that "chicken" tastes or looks right from ANY Chinese food place I've ever ordered from and yall nikkas can't even notice that something tastes off is amazing to me. How can we be raised on chicken and beef but not be able to tell the difference just because somebody threw some damn sauce on it over some rice? Go get some general tso or orange chicken or some shyt or chicken on a stick and REALLY TASTE THAT shyt. It's not no damn chicken in most cases. I haven't ordered Chinese takeout in well over 10 years

Been saying this forever

Chicken pulls apart

That stuff they sell is rubber .. You can't identify any part of a chicken in it

 

[Cobalt Sire]

The chicken at those local Chinese spots always have an odd texture. Like it's too webbed up.