You been with your shorty for 3 years. Her parents are rich but she cut ties with them just before she met you. The only thing they left her is this 2010 Mercedes Benz S-Class AMG:
She been sharing it with you all this time cause she loves you. You drive it all the time and used to its' comfort.
You are a regular 9-5 fakkit and living with her in a rented apartment. You pay 70% of the rent. You also treat her well cause you really love her. You bought her purse and heels for $2000 combined for V day. She treats you well too when she can. She loves you. You want to marry her.
So Brad Pitt approaches you and says:
"What's up homie (
), what you gonna say if I offer you $10.000 to fukk this sexy beast who is sitting with you?"
You look at your girl and she is glowing, giggling and smiling.
He then says:
"One thing though homie, I got to cum on her face. That's my thing. Can't help myself"
"Don't worry, I won't tell anybody, you know my situation. I am just gonna dig her out here in my SUV in the parking lot. Won't take long, like 15 minutes. What do you think?"
Your girl continues to giggle and smiling...
How are you going to handle this situation?
She been sharing it with you all this time cause she loves you. You drive it all the time and used to its' comfort.
You are a regular 9-5 fakkit and living with her in a rented apartment. You pay 70% of the rent. You also treat her well cause you really love her. You bought her purse and heels for $2000 combined for V day. She treats you well too when she can. She loves you. You want to marry her.
So Brad Pitt approaches you and says:
"What's up homie (
), what you gonna say if I offer you $10.000 to fukk this sexy beast who is sitting with you?"You look at your girl and she is glowing, giggling and smiling.
He then says:
"One thing though homie, I got to cum on her face. That's my thing. Can't help myself"
"Don't worry, I won't tell anybody, you know my situation. I am just gonna dig her out here in my SUV in the parking lot. Won't take long, like 15 minutes. What do you think?"
Your girl continues to giggle and smiling...
How are you going to handle this situation?
thinking about celebrities busting on imaginary girlfriends faces for $10,000 
what part of the fukkin game is this ?
