So you're at the gym right....

[JLova]

just finished up and ready to head home and make something to eat. You're starving You decide to head through the ball court to get to your car as a shortcut and run up on this broad shooting hoops.



She looks over at you and says "awe...you're leaving?.......I was hoping we could hoop a bit then hop in the hot tub". She walks over to you and ever so slightly grazes by your junk.

You're hungry as fukk though and starting to feel light headed...

Finish the story.

 

[Jparker]

 

[Mike809]

Aint nobody going to finish your erotic story so you can jerk off to it

 

[Doobie Doo]

Aint nobody going to finish your erotic story so you can jerk off to it

Penthouse choose your own adventure and shyt

Should you: A, take the time to find a condom,
B , you walk right over and you pound 'em,
C, tell her that you want her love,
Well the answer is D, [D], all of the above.

 

[JLova]

Aint nobody going to finish your erotic story so you can jerk off to it

We got so many writers here I figured I'd have some shyt for tonight.

 

[Peter Popoff]

Irl: I go home and make me some veggies and grilled chicken then a protein shake before I go to sleep.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Negro, go get some rest

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Aint nobody going to finish your erotic story so you can jerk off to it

These nikkas in the back of the class daydreaming instead of going out and talking to hoes

 

[shutterguy]

Too late, another breh scooped. Nice to see a female that actually hits the gym instead of thotting it up on IG

 

[JLova]

Irl: I go home and make me some veggies and grilled chicken then a protein shake before I go to sleep.

*goes limp*

 

[Peter Popoff]

*goes limp*

 

[The Fade]

“Aightimmafukkwitcha” and dap her up

then go grab some Zaxbys

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

IF YOU DON'T DROP 21 POINTS ON THE CHICK AND CLAP THE CHEEKS. WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THIS?

 

[JLova]

Too late, another breh scooped. Nice to see a female that actually hits the gym instead of thotting it up on IG

 

[shutterguy]

She say she 5' 7" at 175lbs, I can honestly say that weight is distributed to all the right places.