So you're at the gym right....

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Lace ‘em up
Spot her 10 points
Beat her 11-10
Go home to my family and eat

I was taught at an early age that if a female wants to play with the guys, attack them IMMEDIATELY and take away her confidence. Might as well be 5 vs. 4 at that point.
 
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Here's how I finish the story. I oblige...change into my ball shorts.... remove my undies and proceed to dunk on her at every opportunity like Vince did that French cat

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Game point.
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"HEEY wtf was that?" she screams

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I walk the fukk off mad as fukk and hop into my ride and take my ass home to eat some spaghetti

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I think she went to spelman.

I'm offering a game of horse for her number
 
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She say she 5' 7" at 175lbs, I can honestly say that weight is distributed to all the right places.



She looks good but I'm not buying 175 lbs. Her lower body :yeshrug: but her upper body isn't big enough to explain that size. Flat stomach broad her size at that weight would look way more hulked out. She'd have to be like 6'0" to look like that.

Fine as fukk though.
 

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just finished up and ready to head home and make something to eat. You're starving You decide to head through the ball court to get to your car as a shortcut and run up on this broad shooting hoops.



She looks over at you and says "awe...you're leaving?.......I was hoping we could hoop a bit then hop in the hot tub". She walks over to you and ever so slightly grazes by your junk.

You're hungry as fukk though and starting to feel light headed...

Finish the story.



I’m going to eat I gots to go.
 
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