SOHH Free Agent demands

[Da_Eggman]

Listen if yall want me to bring my talents to The Coli your gonna have to agree with some demands


I need two boxes of corn starch

Baby oil & 24 roses

Nothing but brown M&M'S

A bald, toothless lady of the night

Brand new toilet seats

I want the Mel Kiper alias brought back and given his own Q&A weekly thread

a tank of live lobsters to be prepared whenever i get hungry

The preference to show up on The Coli only when i want

No negative rep of any kind for my actions

The Coli being renamed Monday Night Coli :Starring Da_Eggman

Yall nikkas better SHOW ME THE MONEY

I got a big fat wife and nine screaming kids...and I gotta feed 'em!

 

[Liquid]

you are one of the few members who should be forced to PAY to come here.

 

[Nature]

 

[fact]

you are one of the few members who should be forced to PAY to come here.

 

[Page Ya Stojakovic]

Listen if yall want me to bring my talents to The Coli your gonna have to agree with some demands


I need two boxes of corn starch

Baby oil & 24 roses

Nothing but brown M&M'S

A bald, toothless lady of the night

Brand new toilet seats

I want the Mel Kiper alias brought back and given his own Q&A weekly thread

a tank of live lobsters to be prepared whenever i get hungry

The preference to show up on The Coli only when i want

No negative rep of any kind for my actions

The Coli being renamed Monday Night Coli :Starring Da_Eggman

Yall nikkas better SHOW ME THE MONEY

I got a big fat wife and nine screaming kids...and I gotta feed 'em!

breh you my nikka but if you and anybody else don't want to migrate here from sohh nobody won't lose any sleep

 

[Exit9NJturnpike]

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

You the wrong poster to try and pull this off. It needed a star name known in the sohh patheon of greats someone who the masses would want to be here and well that aint you

 

[Da_Eggman]

you are one of the few members who should be forced to PAY to come here.

Homie i been practicing the fujiwara armbar dont think it can't happen to you

 

[I'mHigh]

 

[Th3G3ntleman]

Isn't this the dude that post articles with no links? The fukk is this thread

 

[EducatedBrothaFromTheBank]

Listen if yall want me to bring my talents to The Coli your gonna have to agree with some demands


I need two boxes of corn starch

Baby oil & 24 roses

Nothing but brown M&M'S

A bald, toothless lady of the night

Brand new toilet seats

I want the Mel Kiper alias brought back and given his own Q&A weekly thread

a tank of live lobsters to be prepared whenever i get hungry

The preference to show up on The Coli only when i want

No negative rep of any kind for my actions

The Coli being renamed Monday Night Coli :Starring Da_Eggman

Yall nikkas better SHOW ME THE MONEY

I got a big fat wife and nine screaming kids...and I gotta feed 'em!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Oh2FKENMoM

 

[Nature]

That 2pac smiley got me dying

 

[CantStop]

If you ain't big biz then we don't give a fukk. Biz could literally make any demand he wants and I would be on some doulja diddy cheesecake type shyt for that dude.

 

[OPTiMO]

looks like you need a new agent homie

 

[Page Ya Stojakovic]

If you ain't big biz then we don't give a fukk. Biz could literally make any demand he wants and I would be on some doulja diddy cheesecake type shyt for that dude.