sohh i can get a bus from london to amsterdam for £31

[Mike Ock]

Damn never mind hostels in Amsterdam are like 76£

Really? I stayed in one last July for like $30 a night, and it was 3 blocks from red light, and 2 blocks from Amsterdam central rail stop.
I also took a 45min from London to Amsterdam. It was about $90 if i remember correctly. Thought it be cheaper this time of year.

 

[ThaRealness]

Is this Yo Moms

I think you may have cracked the code. Yo Moms def talked about boxing.

Glad that's been taken care of

 

[Itachi]

Bruh it really seems like you have your priorities wrong (like I'm really one to talk). I've seen your other threads where you discussed wanting to move out, having a criminal record, and not having a job. Now you want to go to Amsterdam with the few funds that you do have and attempt to smuggle weed which you don't have much experience doing? This sounds like a terrible idea.

 

[shmoney]

Really? I stayed in one last July for like $30 a night, and it was 3 blocks from red light, and 2 blocks from Amsterdam central rail stop.
I also took a 45min from London to Amsterdam. It was about $90 if i remember correctly. Thought it be cheaper this time of year.

what are somethings to do except sit in coffee shops? i heard sbout anne frank or something? i dont evenk mnow who that is. i heard theres zoos too. i will only have like 7 hours there.

 

[shmoney]

Bruh it really seems like you have your priorities wrong (like I'm really one to talk). I've seen your other threads where you discussed wanting to move out, having a criminal record, and not having a job. Now you want to go to Amsterdam with the few funds that you do have and attempt to smuggle weed which you don't have much experience doing? This sounds like a terrible idea.

im not going just to smuggle weed. i can get enough weed here. im going to escape this shythole and it will be something cool to do.

 

[Larry Lobster]

You better take pics there or it didn't happen.

 

[shmoney]

You better take pics there or it didn't happen.

yeah i definitely will. i havent booked it yet. cus im scared of new places. i dont want to get lost in amsterdam and miss my bus.

 

[Larry Lobster]

yeah i definitely will. i havent booked it yet. cus im scared of new places. i dont want to get lost in amsterdam and miss my bus.

You're scared your mom will be mad at you?
If you lost it you lost it.

 

[shmoney]

You're scared your mom will be mad at you?
If you lost it you lost it.

no. i wont b telling my moms i went to amsterdam

 

[Larry Lobster]

no. i wont b telling my moms i went to amsterdam

So why don't you stay 2 days?

 

[Itachi]

im not going just to smuggle weed. i can get enough weed here. im going to escape this shythole and it will be something cool to do.

So what's your plan once you do get there then?

 

[SonofaGod]

@shmoney do you even have money for the zoot out there?

 

[shmoney]

So what's your plan once you do get there then?

powerwalk to nearest coffee shop
get high
go get some food
go to the anne frank house thing
go to coffee shop again
get high
go to zoo
go to coffee shop again
get high
go to museum
go to coffee shop
buy edibles for bus home
eat edibles just before i get on bus.
eat some more edibles before we reach customs.

den it should be sunday when i get back. i will go shopping in london or something.



sounds like a good day to me.

 

[shmoney]

So why don't you stay 2 days?

cus den im gonna spend more money

 

[The Goodz]

on short notice. for that much money i might just go to amsterdam this week and say fukk it. thats so cheap. its called the iDbus.

saving all that money on the travel i can rent a boathouse to stay in. just sit in the boat smoking the best dank all day. den go lose my virginity to a hooker that night. get bus back next day.

im doing it. i dont give a fukk.

ive never travelled alone before tho. customs scare me. especially when im gonna b smuggling back an oz of best holland weed.

please be no sniffer dogs on the bus.

breh 31 pounds can get you a FLIGHT to amsterdamn on RyanAir