Sohh I Just had the most awkward lunch

[MikelArteta]

Backstory


Like a year ago some chick messaged me on OK Cupid, anyways i find out we work at the same company( there's like 900 employees)


Anyways today I'm in the lunchroom, watching a episode of the shield on Netflix

Anyways this chick appears in the lunchroom the first time I ever seen her at work. She looks at me and km like oh slut its her.

She ends up sitting like two tables away from me and as soon as I guess her lunch buddy sits down, the first word utters are .... are you still on okcupid? And her friend is like yup.

And she's like did o ever tell you that I was talking to a guy on there and found out he works here. And she's like really who and she says he's over there

 

[b@squ1@t]

oh slut its her

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Awkward

 

[Lord Beasley]

*swoosh* TO THE LOCKER ROOM!

 

[Ice Water]

Did you type this on your phone?

 

[Numpsay]

The Shield is on Netflix?

 

[Inglewood]

This should be interesting........

 

[HookersandIceCream]

The Shield is on Netflix?

 

[Kuuuuush]

Well she's been on okcupid for over a year straight soo sounds like she lost harder

 

[Dwolf]

Backstory


Like a year ago so-

No one cares nikka

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

they were probably like

 

[iBrowse]

Did you type this on your phone?

he always has some broken grammar in is posts

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

he always has some broken grammar in is posts

But I feel like it's been getting worse

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

So in a nutshell you spoke to some chick online you work with for mad long, and when you finally see her you just stare and say nothing.

 

[tonyclifton]

Wait is the shield really on Netflix


I don't give a shyt abouth this loser staring at women he's talking to online while he's eating his lunch alone .