SOHH.....I SMASHED THIS TIHICKUMS LASTNIGHT

[No_bammer_weed]

Hol up....this needs a lil more explanation. You said that you investigated her with your nose off top, and didnt smell anything --- then after beatin on it, an odor magically appeared. That doesnt make sense.

Either she secretes some sort of odor during love making, or perhaps it was just you.

 

[Rawtid]

Why would you take her to your house? Now she knows where you live. I wouldn't want anyone I didn't want to see again know where I live.

 

[ALLiKNOWizPAIN]

bytch probably had the runs that's why she was tryna put it off til the next day.

I remember one time i was drunk as shyt and brang home some fine ass shorty. She was giving me some ill dome so I'm laying there like
Sit on my dikk boo. She pulled her pants down and when she spread them cheeks open it was like the world crashed down on top of me. The smell was so putrid i threw up all the vodka i had that night all over her ... she ain't turn around tho she was drunk as shyt so she tried grabbing my dikk to put it in there and i hit this bytch with the ps3 remote over the head and she's layed on on the floor with vomit all on her back n shyt.

I don't hit women but this shyt was a life or death situation to me.

I called her cousin to come pick her up. She hit me up the next day talmbout "why do i have a knot on the back of my head and why the fukk did i have vomit all over the back of my shirt?"

I told her she somehow managed to throw up on herself but passed out at an angle where she slid onto her back on it from my bed and hit her head.

I still get nausea thinking about that smell. ​

breh why risk breaking the ps3 controller? u shoulda just popped her in the back of her head

 

[Binary]

You didn't used to post on SOHH?

Nah.

 

[its_normal]

Nah.

Most people that post on here migrated from SOHH.com, like a lot of the memes on here that one got carried over.

 

[-InFeRnO-]

bytch probably had the runs that's why she was tryna put it off til the next day.

I remember one time i was drunk as shyt and brang home some fine ass shorty. She was giving me some ill dome so I'm laying there like
Sit on my dikk boo. She pulled her pants down and when she spread them cheeks open it was like the world crashed down on top of me. The smell was so putrid i threw up all the vodka i had that night all over her ... she ain't turn around tho she was drunk as shyt so she tried grabbing my dikk to put it in there and i hit this bytch with the ps3 remote over the head and she's layed on on the floor with vomit all on her back n shyt.

I don't hit women but this shyt was a life or death situation to me.

I called her cousin to come pick her up. She hit me up the next day talmbout "why do i have a knot on the back of my head and why the fukk did i have vomit all over the back of my shirt?"

I told her she somehow managed to throw up on herself but passed out at an angle where she slid onto her back on it from my bed and hit her head.

I still get nausea thinking about that smell. ​

 

[Gunshi]

Why would you take her to your house? Now she knows where you live. I wouldn't want anyone I didn't want to see again know where I live.

you wanna know wats fukked up...... i told dat chck that i lived with my 2 brothers but since sandy we had some complications now im living with relatives... she came to da crib and say all dis girly shyt and my daughters potty trainer and asked about it.. i told her it belongs to my cousins daughter... she ate it

 

[Vagina Thief]

breh why risk breaking the ps3 controller? u shoulda just popped her in the back of her head

After she left i turn on my ps3 to take out my frustration on some COD but
The analog stick ended up breaking.





...Hard headed hoe ​

 

[Gunshi]

Hol up....this needs a lil more explanation. You said that investigated her with your nose off top, and didnt smell anything --- then after beatin on it, an odor magically appeared. That doesnt make sense.

Either she secretes some sort of odor during love making, or perhaps it was just you.

i played with her ass but i didnt stick my finger in it so

anyhow i just bagged this PAWG..... she mixed with german and portugese...but yeah she got a fatty.