SOHH I turned 30 today... :heh:

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TheNig said:
And the only thing I keep thinking about is, why the fukk did I do this endodontics residency? :dahell:

If I would have said fukk it and been content with General Dentistry I would be more stable and in turn more focus and available to practice. Oh well.


Let me get back to this cognac. :sas1:
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Happy Birthday my niqqa @TheNig!!! Niqqa dirty years old:salute:
My niqqa gonna be like this at the BBQs from now on
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Sun, I remember when my pops turned 30, he gave me a pair of ankle weights, told me "Don't take these off until I come back from the coke spot", he left the crib looking like Lamont from "Sanford and Son" and he came back with fresh braids and his mustache cut off. My moms was like :usure:and he reached over and grabbed her gently and whispered, I'll never forget this, he said, "you gonna learn to like it bytch", she said:usure: so he told me to go to my room. I heard mad ruckus like furniture moving and then the front door slammed, BAM!!! I looked out of the window, my moms was outside naked looking up at me like :sadcam: and I looked down at her like :lupe: and thought to myself:patrice:"Mommy got a fat ass........" then BOOM! my door flung open, it was pops with a can of banana Nutriment in his hand and he was like :manny: "bytch disrespected my new look, she gotta pay." So I was like:dwillhuh::mjcry: and simultaneously he looked down at her like:sas2: and told me ," take off my damn ankle weights if you gonna cry like Kunta Kinta in the Toby scene!!!" Next thing I know there was a crash sound coming from down stairs........Mommy broke the front window and climbing her butt naked ass through the broken glass, I was like :gladbron:"Maaaaaaa!" All of a sudden, til this day I don't know how this niqqa did this but my pops was in full karate gear and next thing I know.......

Anyway, Happy birthday fam, enjoy your career!:salute:
 
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SkiHatDaGawd said:
Happy Birthday my niqqa @TheNig!!! Niqqa dirty years old:salute:
My niqqa gonna be like this at the BBQs from now on
giphy.gif
:banderas:

Sun, I remember when my pops turned 30, he gave me a pair of ankle weights, told me "Don't take these off until I come back from the coke spot", he left the crib looking like Lamont from "Sanford and Son" and he came back with fresh braids and his mustache cut off. My moms was like :usure:and he reached over and grabbed her gently and whispered, I'll never forget this, he said, "you gonna learn to like it bytch", she said:usure: so he told me to go to my room. I heard mad ruckus like furniture moving and then the front door slammed, BAM!!! I looked out of the window, my moms was outside naked looking up at me like :sadcam: and I looked down at her like :lupe: and thought to myself:patrice:"Mommy got a fat ass........" then BOOM! my door flung open, it was pops with a can of banana Nutriment in his hand and he was like :manny: "bytch disrespected my new look, she gotta pay." So I was like:dwillhuh::mjcry: and simultaneously he looked down at her like:sas2: and told me ," take off my damn ankle weights if you gonna cry like Kunta Kinta in the Toby scene!!!" Next thing I know there was a crash sound coming from down stairs........Mommy broke the front window and climbing her butt naked ass through the broken glass, I was like :gladbron:"Maaaaaaa!" All of a sudden, til this day I don't know how this niqqa did this but my pops was in full karate gear and next thing I know.......

Anyway, Happy birthday fam, enjoy your career!:salute:
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