Sohh I went on a date last week and…

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Sohh I was talking to this light skin chick on hinge for like a day and we decided to meet up at Starbucks at 8pm.

Sohh I get there and I’m waiting and there’s a few people there etc. I look up and this light skin chick looks up and starts walking towards me so I’m like this is her :ehh:.

She says sorry she was late she has council and I was like oh you’re a lawyer and she’s like nah I’m a councilor I told you. And I’m like sure yeah :ehh:

We start talking for five minutes, she tells me about her dog and where she grew up. In my mind I’m like why the hell isn’t anything matching up but maybe online people don’t want to divulge anything :ehh:

We are in line at this point and my phone is buzzing etc. but I’m not going to take it out .

As we get closer to the cashier she’s like so what are you going to get Kevin and I was like :dahell: that’s not my name.
And then :wtf: I realized brehs I’ve been talking to the wrong girl for the past 5 minutes and she’s been talking to the wrong guy.


Because I was literally just talking to this chick for a day I just saw lightskin and she was lightskin and thought it was her. :mjlol: and I guess this Kevin she was meeting looked like the young gawd :ehh:

Awkward as hell I left abruptly and she was like oops this is awkward

Then I met the other chick and she's like i saw you talking to some other girl and I lied and said like yeah just ran into an old friend. :lupe:

I thought the date went well at the end she gave me hug and said she has a nice time and we said bye.

By the time I get to my car and check hinge she unmatched me :picard:

I did find that first chick contact due to her job and sent an email apologizing because I did left rudely
 

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Sounds like the ‘mistake’ seems more interested.
Take a shot with that one and see where it goes, if you got her work email.
She can’t look worse than the one you expected

I did email her and apologize as her contact was easy to find. But I’m not interested like that though :ehh:
 

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This is hilarious
Sad thing is that it's true I ain't even embellishing or lying :mjlol:

I sent an email apologizing and she emailed me back

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