Sohh I went on a date last week and…

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I would have walked up to my real date like "I thought that was you!"


Her: she don't even look nothing like me

Me: she walked up to me saying "hey, it's me, I'm your date". I knew she didn't look like you. I was thinking "did this woman catfish me"? I was tryna not to be rude but I was about to make an excuse to leave. The only reason I knew there was a mixup was cause she called me Kevin! I'm so confused right now





She would have been cracking up and going out of her way to make me feel better after that.

I definitely wouldn't have got unmatched.


Not to mention the fact that I would have made a joke out of it: "I think thats your friend and yall here together to watch each other's back. Yall probably do this all the time, pretend to be the other one so that yall can peep who each other's date is, I see you "



My man @MikelArteta gon think faster on his feet next time.

 

[How Sway?]

You need to turn this L into a screenplay lmao

 

[tuckgod]

God threw you the oop and you fumbled it

 

[Stir Fry]

Why didn't you just tell her what really happened

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

The above being said... I'm an A1 toxic city boy. I would have tried to mack on both of them.

I wouldn't have sent Girl 2 no apology email.

I would have sent her an email that basically said:

"hey! I don't know if this is your email or not, but you got me in trouble with my date lol. She was watching me and you the whole time, and she thought I was tryna play her smh. I hope yours went better than mine."

That basically is feeling her out, telling her my date didn't go good (even if it did), trying to see if she wants to play. Cause the way I see it, she obviously confused me with her date for a reason

Whoever he was, when he showed up, she probably hit the when she saw he wasn't as fly as me.

 

[seemorecizzy]

you fumbled both those shyts
happens to the best of us
Just learn for next time

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I was on that first wave of online daters. The glory days.

It's crazy when I jumped back on OKcupid in 2017-2018, and saw the same damn women that were on that shyt in 2009-2010, still 'dating as a hobby'

Facts. I peeped game. They addicted to attention and validation. The dating apps prime years are behind them. There has to be some new angle to shake shyt up.

 

[maxamusa]

Why didn't you just tell her what really happened

I know right; breh fumbled bad she woulda been laughing off rip game set match. Instead he made himself look like a creep

 

[L. Deezy]

He should've attached a dikk pic to the original email, he would've got a better response

You seen his dikk before?

 

[Oatmeal]

You seen his dikk before?

 

[Sauce Mane]

How did you even find her email?

A little bit weird to be digging for her email

 

[MrLogic]

Damn breh hate that happened.

 

[DatBoiHawk]

Why did you lie, I don't understand. That would have been a hilarious story to tell your actual date.

some of these women would get mad at the fact that he thought another woman was ole girl.

 

[Neuromancer]

This sounds like a sitcom fam. You need to holla at that chick.

 

[MikelArteta]

How did you even find her email?

A little bit weird to be digging for her email

Because of her job was easy