SOHH old heads, I was having a random conversation with a coworker today and mid convo I said something that I don’t remember what it means

[Buddy]

I been ate some peanut butter jelly sandwiches tonight it's been years

CRUNCHY peanut butter at that the ONLY way

Plus I sprinkled some granola in it??? wish I had a banana to add in too either way I washed it all down with some oatmilk. you couldn't tell me shyt brehs!!

 

[Wildin]

I wish SOHH forums still existed so we could verify this...

But OP is right. I don't remember your story but it was Funkmaster Flex who said this. He used to promote Dodge Chargers heavily, then I guess some time after the sponsorship money stopped he said you're pouring jelly on yourself if you're still pushing Chargers. Chargers are still popular cars so he poured jelly on himself with that statement.

I'll see what I can find. I actually have the laptop I used to post on and it's still operation with Windows xp....I still have a Charles Hamilton album cover as my background.....problem is I'm pretty sure I swapped hard drives. I know it has Firefox on it (which is what I used to use exclusively) I probably have a few bookmarked sohh pages.. I have thousands of bookmarks, before I used tabs I'd just bookmark pages....even if I hit the links the page wouldnt load....I'll see though



Edit: trip down memory lane.

Found plenty of sohh bookmarks and history but obviously the links don't work.

Found some of the first beats I ever made.....

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I heard it 1st from Funkmaster Flex, he was spewing some Bullshyt talking about how if You didn't have a Car that matched the Year, "You're Pouring Jelly On Yourself".

'Clark Kent isn't an Idiot, but if he thought for a split second that I got rid of ALL the Kryptonite in Gotham then he's Pouring Jelly On Himself."

"You're Pouring Jelly On Yourself if You think Killer Croc isn't in the Sewers."


Clowning Yourself.

 

[Roid Jones]

I been ate some peanut butter jelly sandwiches tonight it's been years

CRUNCHY peanut butter at that the ONLY way

Plus I sprinkled some granola in it??? wish I had a banana to add in too either way I washed it all down with some oatmilk. you couldn't tell me shyt brehs!!

You are highly blessed

 

[Ricky Fontaine]

I said that shyt to my pops years ago when he said he still pays all his bills in person because he don’t trust the internet. He still says it to this day lol

 

[east]

Edit: trip down memory lane.

Found plenty of sohh bookmarks and history but obviously the links don't work.

Found some of the first beats I ever made.....

i have partial sohh archives from right before it and ahh got pwnt, if you give me the links i might be able to get them

 

[Geek Nasty]

You're an alt account you get mixed up sometimes

 

[Dre God]

I posted on sohh. @flea @Responsible Allen Iverson

Cant remember the poster but the story was the dude made a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich and was eating it in bed and a glob of Jelly and some toast crumbs dropped on his shirt and he tried to swat it away and he hit himself in the nuts.

The detail and way he told the story was classic, cats were rollin for pages and pouring Jelly on yourself became known for getting in your own way.

I think of the story often I might search for it. I think I specifically remember him talking about toast crumbs and wearing a white beater and boxers and of course the statement 'I poured Jelly on myself" and when he went to swipe it away he hit his nuts just right and was down for the count.

Did you just make all this up cuz it was definitely funk master flex that inspired that Sohh thread

 

[Kurt off them percs]

I means you're toasted....

damn that took me back.

 

[cyndaquil]

I’m tryna do something weird with you sweet pea

Look at this bussy chasing bytch here
@flea

 

[Hater Eraser]

I think the OG term was "Your pouring honey on yourself " as it relates to attracting bears in the woods



A euphenism for attracting trouble to yourself , bad energy or even demise

 

[Wildin]

Did you just make all this up cuz it was definitely funk master flex that inspired that Sohh thread

I never heard the funk flex thing, this was like 15 years ago if not longer.

I remember the story because I think about it often. It was a pretty big thread, cats were chiming in from every subforum and laughing...cats that were low quality, trolls, cats that had beef....it didn't matter. It never got derailed, people weren't talking shyt...just laughing, quoting.....

 

[|r|e|a|d|]

I think it was Funkmaster Flex saying you're pouring jelly on yourself if you're still driving Dodge Chargers

Wasnt Chargers but Magnums

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

It’s from Funk Flex. It’s really a goat saying tbh. I need to start saying it more

 

[kingdizzy01]

I think the OG term was "Your pouring honey on yourself " as it relates to attracting bears in the woods



A euphenism for attracting trouble to yourself , bad energy or even demise

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