sohh the time has finally come. my trial is tomorrow morning.

[Toe Jay Simpson]

I got the final scene of Dead Presidents in my head right now

"After all I did for this country"

*throws chair*

 

[aRoMaN21]

so did yall have a microwave to cook noodles or use sink water to swell em up? Did yall make wraps with tuna or chicken?
And yall females can't order dill pickles because

we had a microwave. i got into an argument wit a girl cuz she said i would slam the door and she couldnt take it nomore.
we didnt make no wraps... what would i use as a wrap?



and the only thing on commisaary that was tubular was the hairspray and no females in my unit were using them as dildos.
ur twisted

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

work with the defense attorney to strike a good deal...on the side of suspended sentence if not better

and really quit that type of scheming lifestyle, as the case dissolves, turn ideas into a legitimate company with a focus on marketing, sales/closing the deal, etc

 

[neko_804]

we had a microwave. i got into an argument wit a girl cuz she said i would slam the door and she couldnt take it nomore.
we didnt make no wraps... what would i use as a wrap?




and the only thing on commisaary that was tubular was the hairspray and no females in my unit were using them as dildos.
ur twisted

Well female co's would tell us that they caught females using pickles and other items for dildos. But yeah the microwave, phones and tv always cause fights

Edit: wraps are made from crackers and noodles.

 

[Tom Foolery]

Damn. How much is this costing you?

 

[aRoMaN21]

Well female co's would tell us that they caught females using pickles and other items for dildos. But yeah the microwave, phones and tv always cause fights

Edit: wraps are made from crackers and noodles.

we didnt have crakkers on commissary and i never got them during meals.
but bytches made chi chi. u ever make that?
i never made it or ate it though.

i should hook up the thread starter with the recipe for his bid hes gonna do.

 

[neko_804]

we didnt have crakkers on commissary and i never got them during meals.
but bytches made chi chi. u ever make that?
i never made it or ate it though.

i should hook up the thread starter with the recipe for his bid hes gonna do.

IDK what chi chi is but can you explain

 

[aRoMaN21]

IDK what chi chi is but can you explain

basically noodles/meat/cheese and anything else u wanna throw in but some recipes vary and it depends on what you can get in commissary.... in my unit they used ramen noodles, spam, summer sausage, doritos and cheddar cheese.
sometimes they heated it, sometimes they ate it cold.

 

[neko_804]

basically noodles/meat/cheese and anything else u wanna throw in but some recipes vary and it depends on what you can get in commissary.... in my unit they used ramen noodles, spam, summer sausage, doritos and cheddar cheese.
sometimes they heated it, sometimes they ate it cold.

Oh ok... I think a mutual arrangement of POS REP is in order

Oh yeah, I always wanted to know if females received a lot of personal male from men? Because most men I know don't like writing

And what happens when it's that time of the month and you don't have money to buy tampons I guess you have to give up your trays or canteen items.

 

[aqualung]

I have spent
all day
in one room
cramming for a bar exam. My day has been like prison. something's gotta give.

Good luck identity-theft-not-guilty guy.

--> aq out <--

 

[RicanFury]

Innocent till proven guilty. if you have to serve time, best of luck. Pay your debt to society with dignity and a positive outlook. There are still plenty of Americans that believe in redemption, hopefully you find your way.

 

[aRoMaN21]

Oh ok... I think a mutual arrangement of POS REP is in order

Oh yeah, I always wanted to know if females received a lot of personal male from men? Because most men I know don't like writing

And what happens when it's that time of the month and you don't have money to buy tampons

I guess you have to give up your trays or canteen items.

the nurse gave us free tampons.. if not, they were 35cents each.
but you were allowed 4 free ones a day if you needed it.
if not, the maxi pads looked like huge crotch pillows and i wore boxers so no bueno.
i hoarded tampons like a thief.

and i dont wanna talk about the mail experience i had.
but we were allowed soft cover books frm amazon and i got a few while i was in.

 

[havoc00]

the nurse gave us free tampons.. if not, they were 35cents each.
but you were allowed 4 free ones a day if you needed it.
if not, the maxi pads looked like huge crotch pillows and i wore boxers so no bueno.
i hoarded tampons like a thief.

and i dont wanna talk about the mail experience i had.
but we were allowed soft cover books frm amazon and i got a few while i was in.

what was it like shytting in front of the other girls just out in the open? How did you all handle masturbation?

 

[RicanFury]

the nurse gave us free tampons.. if not, they were 35cents each.
but you were allowed 4 free ones a day if you needed it.
if not, the maxi pads looked like huge crotch pillows and i wore boxers so no bueno.
i hoarded tampons like a thief.

and i dont wanna talk about the mail experience i had.
but we were allowed soft cover books frm amazon and i got a few while i was in.

whats the female equivalent to the Fifi?

 

[aRoMaN21]

what was it like shytting in front of the other girls just out in the open? How did you all handle masturbation?

the general unit had a toilet in your cell. so if you were gonna shyt, at least you only did it in front of your cell mate.
or if you had a dyke peeper who was into u shytting, she would stare through the door and there would be nothing you could do about it.
the workers unit had a restroom area so you would be behind a shower curtain if you had to drop the kids off at the pool. i was in the workers unit for 80% of my stay.

but the shyt they made me do in that unit.
no pun.. im talking bout the work i had to do.

hopefully threadstarter gets into a workers unit.