SOHH you're pissing in public, what you do when someone walks by?

[killacal]

Idk something about pissing outside

Anyways This happened to me when I was in OC, MD. I was all boozed up on the beach. Figured I had to pee and no one was around so I find a nice spot on the wall near the boardwalk. I look around then pull out the unit and start trying to write shyt on the wall but all of a sudden two cops on bikes roll by like, "you know you can get in trouble for that". They kinda startled me but I tried to play it dumb so I said "for what?" They didn't want these problems and kept it moving. I finished out my piss like As I watched them roll down the boardwalk.

at your lyin ass...we know you got caught ol sex offender ass nikka

 

[charmander]

rofl @ @ikbm being a tranny leading the votes

 

[DuncanWebayama]

i just stay leaned up on another person car and continue to piss, only thing I'm worried about is them coppas, and even then, I already have an escape route in mind

 

[charmander]

i just stay leaned up on another person car and continue to piss, only thing I'm worried about is them coppas, and even then, I already have an escape route in mind

my nikka you are a soldier you should be allowed to piss whenever and wherever you want

in fact ima need a youtube of you pissing in a security guards mouth on some austin powers shyt

 

[Miggs]

I never worry about cats rolling by when im leaking outside...i always think they thinking like me that they afraid of getting too close cuz i might swing around and blast em with the that stream of excellence...

 

[DuncanWebayama]

my nikka you are a soldier you should be allowed to piss whenever and wherever you want

in fact ima need a youtube of you pissing in a security guards mouth on some austin powers shyt

i'll make sure I flood the remains of the security guards with dip fluid

 

[Action Jackson]

did you hold your dikk in your hand while talkin to the police

or was your meat swingin free like a carcass in a truck

 

[Action Jackson]

at your lyin ass...we know you got caught ol sex offender ass nikka

 

[Ricky Church]

if it's a female - "watchu' lookin' at, witcha' lookin' ass hoe, come over here it ain't gonna shake itself bytch."

if it's a dude - "keep it movin' my G, ain't nuthin' to see over here fakkit."

 

[3rdWorld]

I heard stories of men with no arms asking you to unzip, hold and then shake.

 

[krackdagawd]

I've seen his meat and it actually does look like that

 

[Miggs]

I love being a dikk about it....Finding a full parking lot and sliding up between 2 cars and pulling out letting that splash works bounce off the concrete and hit both car doors...If im wearing some nice kicks,thats my preferred method as i can ensure i can a nice arc on my stream and its gonna hit concrete 4-5 feet away....Up against a wall is gonna give you that urinal effect of dapping your shoes and pant leg which defies the purpose of pissing outdoors...

 

[ScoopNScore]

Not reason to stop if you've hit your stride Only problem is it feels like it takes way longer than when you do it in private, maybe cuz of paranoia Nobody really minds if they pass by, although did notice a middle-aged cac lady tryna sneak a peek one time like