Some jobs even have a "no phones in the bathroom" policy

[Strapped]

Is this real , is it Amazon ?

 

[popogogo]

My cousin works in M&A and high finance and they have a ZERO personal phones policy.
He makes 600k + so fukk that phone as far as he's concerned.

 

[bnew]

smell test can be defeated with fart bags.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Manager:

“He’s good “





How shytty of a place it must be to work where people rather hide in the toilet on their phones sniffing shyt/farts

 

[Art Barr]

My cousin works in M&A and high finance and they have a ZERO personal phones policy.
He makes 600k + so fukk that phone as far as he's concerned.

What is m&a?


Art Barr

 

[CoryMack]

How demoralizing would it have to be that your assigned to go to the bathroom to smell whether or not if another employee took a shyt.

"Hey Nostalgic, have you made your rounds this hour yet?"

"Yeah, I didn't smell anything."

"Well, go back around and check again for me, I haven't seen Steve in about 20 minutes."

"He's in there."

"You smelled him?"

"Yes."

 

[bnew]

What is m&a?


Art Barr

Mergers and Acquisitions.

 

[Art Barr]

Mergers and Acquisitions.

Fa sho.


Art Barr

 

[Zime]

I never had an Indian manager...... I'd deadazz quit a job right on the spot if they assigned me the task to smell if an employee took a shyt.

You gotta have pride in yourself.

Me neither, but I could imagine Indian managers being on that type of time.

 

[Recca Gatsby]

Lmao where is that Pic from

 

[Tribal Outkast]

imagine chillin' in the bathroom and your manager walks in like the rock triflin'

Imagine doing this after a pot luck

 

[VegetasHairline]

Lmao where is that Pic from

Duckburg

 

[Nostalgic]

"Hey Nostalgic, have you made your rounds this hour yet?"

"Yeah, I didn't smell anything."

"Well, go back around and check again for me, I haven't seen Steve in about 20 minutes."

"He's in there."

"You smelled him?"

"Yes."

*Hits Buzzer*

What is a conversation that I would never personally have in my lifetime?

 

[Heafcliffe]

My shyt don't stink so...

 

[SupaHotIce]

I don't even hide in the bathroom, but I'm gone if I see that