Some PAWG Hit My Car

[The Nigerian]

Okay, so some pumpkin spice latte basic bytch hit my car today.

I just got it, too.

I was getting into the turning lane, which was wide open and this chick with the Element totally sped up to beat the light. Ended up clipping my driver side front.

The chick was being super nasty about the whole thing. Immediately blaming me. Immediately questioning if I have insurance. Accused me of trying to speed off. Such horse sh!t.

I looked her dead in her eyes and said "You need to calm your ass down and fix your attitude, woman."

With that she tried copping pleas talking about "I'm really stressed. You scared me, blah blah blah." I just gave her the death stare and she finally shut the fvck up while we exchanged info.

The part that pisses me off is that there wasn't a scratch on her car but mine is all jacked.

Contacted my insurance and they told me I only have comprehensive coverage, no collision. They also said that I might be at fault. Fvck.

Will they still let me UBER with this car? Because clearly I need some extra funds to fix this.

I just bought this thing with cash. Fvck me.

 

[HookersandIceCream]

From lofts on entire floors to being a Uber driver

 

[sanityovar8ted]

too bad she aint hit u in the process

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

If I was back at the joint, I woulda made her get on her knees and fix it

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

 

[Box Factory]

Looks like it was 100% your fault. I hope that sweet , innocent lady that you scared half to death with your wreckless driving is OK.

 

[Canon]

my parked car got hit on monday

 

[Sk3ptical]

too bad she aint hit u in the process

 

[The Nigerian]

Looks like it was 100% your fault. I hope that sweet , innocent lady that you scared half to death with your wreckless driving is OK.

How can you determine that?

 

[Zero]

too bad she aint hit u in the process

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

From lofts on entire floors to bring a Uber driver

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

I reckon expecting any kind of sympathy for owning a automobile in a metropolitan area and it getting it in a wreck is about a slim chance I tell ya H'what.

 

[Box Factory]

How can you determine that?

You drove into her from behind. Its fairly cut and dry. Your insurance company even agrees.

You should be more careful out there.

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

uber driving looks like the shyt i wish we had that in the uk. id do that full time without giving a fukk. just riding round all day giving people lifts while i smoke my blunts and listen to joey bad new album.

 

[The Nigerian]

You drove into her from behind. Its fairly cut and dry. Your insurance company even agrees.

You should be more careful out there.

No, I'm the Honda Civic Hybrid. She's the Honda Element. She hit me from behind as she was speeding to beat the light.

I was all clear when getting into that lane.

Anybody know if I'll be able to pass an UBER inspection? I think I can pay for repairs after a couple of days driving.