Some stats proving Bron>>>MJ and Kobe

[mbewane]

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Can't dispute anything OP stated

 

[Truth Hurts]

-never shot over 48% in his career
-Most missed shots in a regular season
-only player to run off not 1, not 2, but 3 big men off of his team thinking he is the centerpiece
-Most missed game winners and buzzer beaters
-Only player to get punched and embarassed by Chris Childs
-Only Finals MVP not to shoot above 50% in a single finals game during that run
-Worst shooting performance by any NBA finals MVP in history
-Only player to have three hall of famers on a team and then get swept in the first round
-Only player to run off his big men that led him to rings, run him off, suck, and then request to be traded
-Of the top 11 scorers of all time, this player has the lowest FG%
-Most missed shots in a playoff series
-Most missed shots in a finals series
-Only MVP in history whose FG% mirror's Steph curry's 3 Pt%
-This player is responible for over half of times a player scores 50 yet shoots terribly doing so
-Only player in NBA history, after a FInals appearance, to be voted to an all star game, yet miss the playoffs the same season
-Only people stans refer to as leading the team druing a three peat, yet has zero regular season MVPs, zero scoring titles, and zero Finals MVPs during that tenure to defend that claim
-6 of 24 in a Finals game
-Only player in NBA history to get a rape charge, and pull the ultimate CAC move and rat out an ex teammate


This is the GOAT you stans really respect and admire though

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

-never shot over 48% in his career
-Most missed shots in a regular season
-only player to run off not 1, not 2, but 3 big men off of his team thinking he is the centerpiece
-Most missed game winners and buzzer beaters
-Only player to get punched and embarassed by Chris Childs
-Only Finals MVP not to shoot above 50% in a single finals game during that run
-Worst shooting performance by any NBA finals MVP in history
-Only player to have three hall of famers on a team and then get swept in the first round
-Only player to run off his big men that led him to rings, run him off, suck, and then request to be traded
-Of the top 11 scorers of all time, this player has the lowest FG%
-Most missed shots in a playoff series
-Most missed shots in a finals series
-Only MVP in history whose FG% mirror's Steph curry's 3 Pt%
-This player is responible for over half of times a player scores 50 yet shoots terribly doing so
-Only player in NBA history, after a FInals appearance, to be voted to an all star game, yet miss the playoffs the same season
-Only people stans refer to as leading the team druing a three peat, yet has zero regular season MVPs, zero scoring titles, and zero Finals MVPs during that tenure to defend that claim
-6 of 24 in a Finals game

Add c00n, snitch, and adulterer to dat list. Oh...and couldn't eam produce a single male heir. Da universe determined it's already filled its quota of phaggit ass males carrying da name Bryant.

 

[Lakers Offseason]

1.Only player in nba history to quit because of air conditioner
2.Quit on his team the year after he promises a championship
3.Dunked on by a high school kid then confiscates the tape
4.Bail on the dunk contest 9 times
5.Only able to win a ring with 2 superstars
6.Play on same team as his moms boyfriend
7.Average 1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of NBA finals.
8.Lose not 1, not 2, but 3 times in the Finals.
9.Host a national televised TV show to leave his team
10.Go 2 for 18 in an NBA playoff game.
11.Get stuffed by a player under 6 feet (Nate Robinson)
12.Flop every single game in the playoffs
13.Choke 4 out of 5 finals games by dropping FG% by 18