"Somebody get that baby's consent!": Expert says you should ask before changing your child's diapers

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Expert Claims Parents Should Ask Babies For Permission Before Changing Diapers

An expert has claimed that parents should seek permission from their babies before changing their diapers in order to set up a culture of consent. Parenting can be a pretty tough venture, and through all the love and laughs there is of course a mountain of dirty diapers that need…

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An expert has claimed that parents should seek permission from their babies before changing their diapers in order to set up a culture of consent.


Parenting can be a pretty tough venture, and through all the love and laughs there is of course a mountain of dirty diapers that need dealing with.


There's nothing glamorous about that aspect of the job, but it's a necessity and we were all babies once - but one thing that babies aren't capable of doing is speaking.

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

2018 this is old everyone knows they’re stupid weirdos

 

[the elastic]

2018 this is old everyone knows they’re stupid weirdos

The news article is from this year

Idk why they made a new article based on an old claim.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

This doesn't sound that bad.

She's not saying don't change your baby's diapers unless they give express consent. She's talking about instilling the idea that they have boundaries at an early age.

This sounds like a right wing news programme, which is not surprising for the coli.

 

[BobbyWojak]

Idk why they made a new article based on an old claim.

No idea huh

 

[the elastic]

This sounds like a right wing news programme, which is not surprising for the coli.

Nah they're just hwite Aussies.

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

This doesn't sound that bad.

She's not saying don't change your baby's diapers unless they give express consent. She's talking about instilling the idea that they have boundaries at an early age.

This sounds like a right wing news programme, which is not surprising for the coli.

Coli liberal weirdo detected

You change their diapers they don’t understand the concept of consent at that age if they are 12 months and learn the word no you do it anyway but you want your kids to stink up the place with shytty diapers

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Coli liberal weirdo detected

You change their diapers they don’t understand the concept of consent at that age if they are 12 months and learn the word no you do it anyway but you want your kids to stink up the place with shytty diapers

You don't know how to read.

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

You don't know how to read.

Ok you want me to engage you seriously…

You teach kids about stranger danger once they are old enough to go to pre school. Not as infants where they don’t understand much but their primal needs.

Extremist liberals like creating issues that don’t exist as fodder for the far right, so that they can say “see how crazy the left is, vote conservative we don’t pedal this woke babble!”.

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

The news article is from this year

Idk why they made a new article based on an old claim.

They brought it back from the dead to reignite the culture wars, far right tactic.

 

[BobbyWojak]

Extremist liberals

This will forever be my favorite oxymoron right next to progressive centrist.

 

[Ripp]

Imagine a two year old in pull-ups shyts themselves..... you ask to change them and they say no... these nikkas are really retarded. They can't possibly have children or any babies in their family

 

[Ripp]

Consent to a diaper change is quite possibly the dumbest shyt I've ever heard

 

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This will forever be my favorite oxymoron right next to progressive centrist.

You can have extremists on all sides it’s not an oxymoron.

 

[Fillerguy]

This doesn't sound that bad.

She's not saying don't change your baby's diapers unless they give express consent. She's talking about instilling the idea that they have boundaries at an early age.

This sounds like a right wing news programme, which is not surprising for the coli.

By the time babies a become self aware, they're damn near off diapers