Somebody please show me one positive thing about being married

[BuyandSave]

So as far as I can tell, if one wants to get married then he has to shell out money for the ring, the wedding, the honey moon, the divorce, etc...
What is the upside, brehs?
What does that dumb little piece of paper actually do?
What can marriage give me that simply living together can't?
I mean, if you really want to exchange vows so bad then get a couple of rings, go into a church, and have a ceremony...who will ever know that you didn't sign some stupid ass contract?
I just don't understand...why?
Why set yourself up like this?
Why even risk the awkwardness of having your s/o sign a prenup?
Why take that plunge only to find out that the bytch is marrying you for money when if she truly wanted to be with you the so-called "binding agreement" simply wouldn't be an issue?
Is it that little bit of a tax break?
Is it your parents?
Is it the fact that you're dumb?
Just...explain please.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

taxes i think?

 

[nikki]

Nothing positive, don't get married.

 

[Ricky Church]

taxes still wouldn't pay me enough to get married.

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

@ taxes being the first thing mentioned

 

[Ashley Banks]

The upside is.....they're doing what they want to do.

I don't ever want to get married but I can understand why other people would want to and I wouldn't try to convince them not to do it.

 

[BuyandSave]

The upside is.....they're doing what they want to do.

I don't ever want to get married but I can understand why other people would want to and I wouldn't try to convince them not to do it.

Please help me understand.

 

[Stuntone]

It's up to the woman how the marriage will go and who will be happy and/or miserable.

She can be a great or she can be a bitter selfish buzzard that controls you with sex deprivation and threats of severe alimony and child support.

 

[Thsnnor]

For me it's all about finding true love. No more trying to hook up with someone wondering if they got the monster, if they are really an older version of their baby pic or a drugged out trying to scout your place cause they owe that grip.

 

[OatmealCreamPie]

Please help me understand.

Unless it's a shotgun/arranged marriage, people are getting married because they want to? If you don't want to get married, then don't. What more is there to say??

 

[Flay Mayweather]

She has my last name

What's wrong with getting married?

 

[Ashley Banks]

Please help me understand.

It's what they want to do. If you can't understand that, then I can't really help you.

 

[TwistedMetal]

why can't you just do domestic partnerships?

 

[BuyandSave]

For me it's all about finding true love. No more trying to hook up with someone wondering if they got the monster, if they are really an older version of their baby pic or a drugged out trying to scout your place cause they owe that grip.

So what's the point of signing the contract, then? What, you think that she loves you more and is less likely to cheat because you have a piece of paper as opposed to just living together? Does the threat of financial ruin somehow make the love truer?

 

[Couth]

Lol. You obviously aren't aware of the art of taming and breaking bytches.


When you marry a girl you should basically be getting a prostitute that doesn't fukk for a living. If you tame the bytch you can make her sign a prenup, make her get a job and entrust all her money with you, make her pay bills, make her do whatever the fukk you want. Thats what marriage is supposed to be.

+ if you wanna have kids you need to have kids with a bytch who is marriage material. A female who will actually raise them and be a good mother. And stick around with you. Not try to dump the kids at her moms house and collect child support like the rest of these thotiannas.