"Someday I Plan To Do Research To Find Out If I Have A Black Ancestor" -Mike Tirico

[Malik]

lets not forget

Bhahahahhahwwaahaaa


Your mother's whole family is white. Your supposed father's whole family is white. You haven't spoken to this supposed father or his side of the family since you were a little boy. Doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened. What a dumbass

 

[mastermind]

Was this not a joke?

it was

 

[Fillmoe15]

Mike Tiririco makes Rg3 look like Nat Turner

 

[WheresWallace]

Why did I glance at the comment section?

trappedinnyc says at November 27, 2012 at 6:29 pm

im pretty sure that not knowing your dad means you’re black

cacs

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

someday

 

[THE K-MAN]

Dude makes Tiki Barber look like Clarence 13X Smith..

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/hold-the-phone-mike-tirico-isnt-black/

Local African-American groups often invite him to speak during Black History Month and on other occasions, viewing Tirico as a prominent example of a successful black professional. He doesn’t mind speaking, Tirico tells them, but he also lets them know a fact of his life: He’s not sure he’s black. ”When people go around and say, ‘You are black’ – well, I don’t encourage it, but by the same token I don’t back off of it,” he says. ”If you want to call me that, that’s fine. But, you know, in my whole family, there’s nobody I know who is black.” Raised in Queens Michael Todd Tirico grew up in a middle-class Italian family in Queens, about a five-minute drive from Shea Stadium. Tirico’s parents, Donald and Maria, were separated when he was about 4, and he says he has since lost contact with his father’s side of the family. Tirico is an only child. Because of his dark skin and ethnic features, Tirico says, most people assume he is black. But he’s seen pictures of his father, his father’s mother and his father’s sister – all of whom are white, Tirico says. ”The only contact I had growing up was with my mom’s side of the family. And they are all as white as the refrigerator I’m standing in front of right now,” Tirico says, standing in his kitchen in the Clay townhouse where he lives. Someday, he says, he plans to do genealogical research to find out if he has a black ancestor, but it’s not something he considers a pressing issue. Tirico concedes, though, that his uncertain ethnicity sometimes makes other uncomfortable. Even skeptical. ”I know the story sounds like a lot of bull, but it’s the truth” he says. “Does it matter to me? Yeah, I’d like to find out the truth at some point, so I can answer questions for my kids. But me? I’m living, I’m working, I’m leading an upstanding life. I don’t worry about it.”

 

[Theabbot]

Tirico’s parents, Donald and Maria, were separated when he was about 4

Sounds like somebody's mom was doing some side business on the DL with the milk man.....

 

[mrken12]

 

[Malta]

This is clearly what everyone has in mind when they think Italian

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

We've laughed at this clown before

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/some...if-i-have-a-black-ancestor-mike-tirico.67876/

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

This is old, but still very ridiculous. Dude is #lost if he doesn't see he's part black

 

[mrken12]

Bump.

 

[STAN JONES]

nikka said hes seen a picture of his white pops

Dude cant be this stupid

 

[THE MACHINE]

this bump was random as hell. @mrken12 is up to something