Someone from Chicago, or anywhere, come and tell me why R. Kelly is broke

[MikelArteta]

hes broke and a pedophile

 

[So-Chi]

Yeah, but what about his house???

 

[Ku$h Parker]

Yeah, but what about his house???

Is it the Pedo House?

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Is it the Pedo House?

With the "Colorado Room"?

 

[beenz]

Why would we knOw why he's broke? Are we sposed to be in his bank account an what not??

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Why would we knOw why he's broke? Are we sposed to be in his bank account an what not??

Because, u supposed to know, nikka.

Did they repo any of his caahz?

 

[BedRoomI'z]

barbie doll dream houses aint cheap

saw what you did there

 

[George Gooney]

I been blocked that lame ass nikka.






But damn Kells broke?

 

[Sweet James]

Probably pays out a lot of "hush money" to people.....

 

[Majestic Pape]

There's a chance he's on some creative binge and just cut out of real life and stopped paying his bills. I have a hard time believing he ran through all of his money.

 

[gameover82]

I GUESS HE PISSED AWAY ALL HIS MONEY

Iam not going to even ask u how

 

[Steezy]

wait r.kelly can't read ?

 

[muse]

Swear. I've literally NEVER met anyone from Chicago that didn't have stories of meeting or seeing R. Kelly out at places all the time. That's why I asked in the thread title.





It would be bad it someone signed him up in some shady business deal bc he was functionally illiterate.

cuz when chicagoans meet r. kelly it goes like this

fan- what up kells?!

r. kelly- hey man, how you doing? you know im having money problems now man.

fan-

r. kelly- yeah, im sleeping on mom's couch now, running from the tax man

fan-



everytime

 

[Bolzmark]

Barbie dolls and trips to Chuck E. Cheese cost money breh.

Seriously though in reference to never seeing him floss, he did have some weird video I saw within the last year of him showing off his Maybach.

 

[Piff Perkins]

Want to lose money? Get in legal trouble. Dude was losing money left and right during that legal battle, all while ignoring taxes. Then when the dust settles and he barely has anything left and is no longer relatively musically...the IRS comes knocking. Out of the frying pan into the fukking oven

Hov was right, you gotta keep people between you and the bullshyt. nikka should have been pissing on chicks through a 10 mile straw