Larry Lobster
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sucked mad dikks
I DO!
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN ABOUT NICK CANNON....HES A BYTCH ASS NEGRO. I WAS IN VEGAS A FEW YEARS BACK AT VANITY, AND I WAS VIBING WITH THIS ASIAN CHICK SOMETHIN' TOUGH. SHE WAS RUBBIN ON MY CHEST, NIBBLING ON MY EAR, AND SAYING I LOOK LIKE KOBE BRYANT. I DONT EVEN LOOK LIKE NO GODDAMN KOBE BRYANT, SO YOU KNOW SHE WAS PROLLY ON A PILL AND IT WAS GOING DOWN. FURTHERMORE, IM NOT ATTRACTED TO ASIANS, SO YOU KNOW SHE WAS LOOKIN RIGHT!
ALL OF A SUDDEN OUT THE DAMN BLUE, THE HOE ASS DJ SAYS: "SURPRISE GUEST NICK CANNON!"....HE STARTS INVITING ALL THE "BAD ONES" ON THE STAGE TO PARTY WITH HIS CREW OF SCRUFFY ASS HANGER ON LOSERS...THE BYTCH I WAS WITH SPRINTED ON TO THE DAMN STAGE LIKE USAIN BOLT, AND AWAY FROM ME LIKE I JUST THREATENED HER LIFE
HE AINT NEED TO DO THAT. HE DIDNT NEED TO TAKE MY PIECE. HE AINT NEED THAT, I DID!!! THAT WAS WRONG AS HELL, AND IM STILL IN THE PROCESS OF PLOTTING MY REVENGE AGAINST MR. CAREY. ILL KEEP YOU POSTED ON ANY UPDATES.
my nikkadid u also ask your husband why he is still unemployed??
or does that get ignored?

Associating with Mariah got him to the next level
Before that he was the struggle rapper, struggle actor, lil Nicklodeon guy
He also seems like a fairly nice dude, albeit very corny.


Don't forget this one tooHe made the goat song "your pops don't like me"![]()

That's not even remotely true.
While, yes, he does reference his marriage to her openly, he's been doing hosting and shows since he was a teenager. Dude must just have a crazy work ethic.He also seems like a fairly nice dude, albeit very corny.
And he's STILL a struggle rapper and struggle actor. That's probably why he does more producing and hosting.
I'm not hating on ol boysecreast is waay more talented..and dude went to college unlike c00nanonQuit hating, u self loathing c00ns.
Bet yall don't ask yourself why that cac Ryan Secreast is everywhere...and he doesn't have no where near the talent Nick has.

Being in the industry acting, producing, and making music since you were a teenager>>>>>>> getting 100 something credit hours from University of Georgia.secreast is waay more talented..and dude went to college unlike c00nanon
dont even compare the two
thats like comparing me to @Willstyles in terms of height