Someone please talk me out of smashing my CFO

Shamayw_33

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More out there without the risk. What if she thinks you're trash? What if you think she's trash, but she threatens to have you fired if you don't keep doing it? Go to happy hour, meet a random and keep it moving. Nothing good has ever come from smashing co-workers. The man usually gets shyt on in the end.
 

raul04

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WesCrook

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Tomorrow night:

Security lets you up to her condo.

You smash

You doze off

She wakes you up shortly after: "It's time for you to leave."

You: "But I thought we were....*she cuts you off*

"Look, when I want you again, I'll let you know. You can let yourself out."
 

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Do it

If you get fired you'll learn a lesson

If you don't get fired it's a cool story

It's a win-win statistically speaking
 

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Just think about when it goes bad and you either have to find a new job or work through akwardness.
 
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