Someone said Michael Jordan couldnt play in today’s NBA because….

[Diondon]

Oh, what’s the matter? Don’t like jokes that are made about your childhood heroes? You gonna cry now? You gonna pick up your ball and head back to the crib?

I bet you’d be hee-hawing and slapping your knee if Bron was the butt of the joke.

No need to. Bron is the butt of the joke every April/May

 

[NYC Rebel]

MJ WOULD AVERAGE 50 PPG EASY IN TODAYS SOFT ASS LEAGUE

You are a humorless bore.

 

[inndaskKy]

Good defenders foul.

Bad/Lazy defenders don't foul.

You got 6 of them. Use them to your advantage. (without getting into foul trouble)

You've heard of free throws right?

 

[Luke Cage]

You've heard of free throws right?

Yes, you're aware they are only worth 1 point right?
Sometimes its better to send someone to the line than let them take a high percentage shot.

 

[mvp_status]

LOL

and y'all miserable ass nikkas would take OP's joke and start copy and pasting your usual tired ass arguments, ruining the vibe

 

[High quality poster]

Worst case scenario Jordan would be a more athletic, healthier, more skilled version of 2019 Kawhi. Worse case scenario.

 

[High quality poster]

LOL

and y'all miserable ass nikkas would take this joke and start copy and pasting your usual tired ass arguments, ruining the vibe

When has Jordan ever bet on basketball?

 

[mvp_status]

When has Jordan ever bet on basketball?

 

[Whips-n-Chains]

Don't even engage in such discussions.

I saw one on twitter the other day saying SGA is better than Kobe and thousands of people were arguing about it in the comments... I blocked the account without hesitation.

 

[Sccit]

You are a humorless bore.

GET OFF MY DICC HOE

 

[inndaskKy]

Yes, you're aware they are only worth 1 point right?
Sometimes its better to send someone to the line than let them take a high percentage shot.

If you foul a lot, the other teams gets in the bonus and you put your team under pressure.

Breh I was lightweight trolling hoping someone would go through the trouble of posting dope MJ defensive highlight reels

 

[Luke Cage]

If you foul a lot, the other teams gets in the bonus and you put your team under pressure.

Breh I was lightweight trolling hoping someone would go through the trouble of posting dope MJ defensive highlight reels

I'm not mad or anything. I just think ending the game with zero fouls is a sign of a bad defender.
Every dunk the opposing team got off on your squad should have been two free throw attempts instead.
If they are capable of stopping without fouling cool. but that doesn't happen.

 

[NYC Rebel]

GET OFF MY DICC HOE

Get out of this joke thread with your bullshyt.

You have the personality of Elon Musk and Steven Segal.

 

[Sccit]

Get out of this joke thread with your bullshyt.

You have the personality of Elon Musk and Steven Segal.

WHAT KIND OF A NERD STARTS BEEF IN A JOKE THREAD? SMFH

"ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY! NOW IM MAD BECAUSE YOURE NOT LAUGHING!!!"

GET A GRIP

 

[Rekkapryde]

….he would have ten fan duel accounts.

That's a low blow