Someone's GOAT (NOT MINE) got whooped in a first round series after getting gifted a top 5 player in the league

[Joe Sixpack]

These Kobe goofballs in here would seriously suck Kobe's dikk if he asked them too.

No doubt about it

 

[Osmosis]

WHEN THEY CALL HIM THE GOAT AND HE CHOKES IN EVERY SINGLE 4TH QUARTER AS AN ALL-NBA LEVEL PLAYER .... ABSOLUTELY

ITS NOT LIKE HES AN INCAPABLE OLD MAN COMIN OFF THE BENCH AS A SHELL OF HIS FORMER SELF

HES SHOWED HE CAN STILL PLAY, BUT IS ONLY HINDERED BY HIS MENTALITY AND LACK OF KILLER INSTINCT TO STEP ON THE OPPONENTS THROATS IN THE BIGGEST MOMENTS

INSTEAD, HE LAUGHS WIT THEM AND DAPS THEM UP AS THEY PUSH HIS SHIIT IN

THATS WHY HES NOT A TOP 10 HOOPER ALL TIME

TOP 10 CAREER.. SURE

BUT CMON NOW

But Bron fans are disingenuous

U know what else has he has more of?

Playoff losses

And less of? Rings


Bu bu but he played in more playoffs cantstop

Oh the higher quantity means higher probability except when it comes to winning I guess

Bron got more playoff wins, series wins, points, buzzer beaters, game winners, FMVPs

The difference is one role player ring that Kobe won despite playing worse than Lebron did in 2011 (15 PPG on 36 FG% in the finals while Shaq averaged 40 )

 

[Trojan 24]

Imagine playing in the league for 30 years and still have less rings than Kobe and Mike.

Imagine playing with some of the best players in the history of the nba and getting washed in the playoff every year. Imagine setting a franchise record for losing in the first round as a 3 seed.

If Bron is your goat then your standards are low cuz his L’s are uglier than any goat I know

If Jordan was a shameless hoe he walks to LA with PJAX and rips off another 3-peat with Shaq

 

[Rekkapryde]

the ku klutch klan

I'm done

 

[Torrential]

"Bu Bu Bu Charles Barkley disagrees!"



Who gives a fukk what that bamma ass nikka says

You have the I.Q. of a Grapefruit

delusional bron stan thinks he knows more about the game than a hall of fame player

Cheap. rings

Hopping from team to team is cheap

 

[10bandz]

These Kobe goofballs in here would seriously suck Kobe's dikk if he asked them too.

No doubt about it

Says the 65 year old cac from the projects who pretends to be a Lakers fan because he idolizes Bron

0 posts in the Lakers thread before 2018, thousands of groupie posts in the Lakers thread post-2018

bububbububut Kobe fans care about the Lakers!!! Oh boy why is this???!!

 

[Sccit]

Better clutch playoff shots and percentages than Kobe by a mile

How many playoff buzzer beaters does Kobe have? How many does MJ have?

Bron has more than both COMBINED

WE DONT CARE ABOUT NUMBERS .. WE CARE ABOUT RESULTS. LEBRON ALSO HAS MORE PLAYOFF LOSSES THAN BOTH COMBINED.

 

[Sccit]

No he only schemed his way from Charlotte to the Lakers. Got blessed with the GOAT coach and prime shaq(and still underachieved together imo) Whined in parking lots to fans and reporters about wanting to be traded in 07 wfter a second straight first round exit. One which he quit and didn't shoot in the second half and the other blew a 3-1 lead. Then he got lucky again and got blessed with pau by a former laker.

UR TRYIN TOO HARD

 

[Sccit]

Rings are a team stat and accomplishment since this isn’t a 1v1 competition

THIS ISNT FOOTBALL

BASKETBALL IS 5 ON 5 AND U PLAY BOTH SIDES OF THE BALL

YOUR STAR PLAYER HAS A HUGE INFLUENCE ON HOW THE TEAM OPERATES AND WHETHER U WIN OR NOT .. A GREAT LEADER WILL MORE OFTEN THAN NOT WIN WITH A CAPABLE TEAM. A TEAM THAT WINS 50+ OR MAKES THE FINALS IS ABSOLUTELY A CAPABLE TEAM.

THATS WHY RINGS IN BASKETBALL ARE SO VITAL TO WHERE A PLAYER RANKS

FROM WHAT WEVE SEEN FROM BRON AND HIS SOFT MENTALITY, DUDE IS NOT WINNING WIT PAU AS A SECOND OPTION...LET ALONE REPEATING.

 

[Sccit]

You would give Kobe your testicles and allow him to enter your ass with no vaseline

THIS IS HOW THE SICK MIND OF A BRON GROUPIE WORKS

 

[Sccit]

But Bron fans are disingenuous

Bron got more playoff wins, series wins, points, buzzer beaters, game winners, FMVPs

The difference is one role player ring that Kobe won despite playing worse than Lebron did in 2011 (15 PPG on 36 FG% in the finals while Shaq averaged 40 )

U NOT GUNA REWRITE HISTORY

KOBES GAME 4 PERFORMANCE IS WHY WE WON 2000

NOT TO MENTION HE WAS ALREADY AN ALL-DEFENSE PLAYER

SHAQ DUBBED HIM "THE BEST PLAYER EVER" THAT SERIES... SKEWED STATS DUE TO INJURY DOESNT CHANGE WHAT WE SAW WIT OUR EYES.

CALLING HIM A ROLE PLAYER IN 2000 PROVES OUT POINT OF HOW DESPERATE U GUYS ARE.

 

[Sunalmighty]

LeBron being blamed for literally being the best player in the series at 40 is hilarious. The numbers don't lie 2025 NBA Western Conference First Round - Timberwolves vs. Lakers | Basketball-Reference.com


Lakers lost because they lack depth and size not because a 40 year old man put up the sort of stats people's GOATs would cut off their own mother for at 36.

man please. he scored 5 points back to back 4th quarters. now, if they pulled the series out, yall would be yelling how its unparallelled for a player to do this at age 40. yeah he 40 but for the season he averaged

24.4 points, 8.2 assists and 7.8 rebounds​

over 70 games

 

[RAX 010]

@Torrential negged me talking bout I'ma OPP lmao

 

[MyApps]

U know what else has he has more of?

Playoff losses

And less of? Rings


Bu bu but he played in more playoffs cantstop

Oh the higher quantity means higher probability except when it comes to winning I guess

Don't forget Turnovers.

And missed shots.

How you the GOAT when you have the most missed shots in NBA history?

 

[BigTyme Records]

These threads where y’all argue over this shyt be having me rolling bro lol