something just hit me brehs - KD might be the best 1 on 1 player ever

[FabTrey]

i recently played 1 on 1 against a dude who was 6ft 6 with long asss arm. he lanky as hell. looks like snoop's long lost half brother. i saw him hoopin alone at y and he looked definitely beatable. i'm 6ft 1 195lb. i ain't a legit baller, but i can shoot and i can do all kinds of hook shots pretty well cuz back then i used to an undersized power forward in rec league. i know, i'm only 6ft 1, but i got decent post game. i saw this nikka moving kinda awkward and shoots kinda funny from the distance, so i was like let's burn some calories and taste a sweet victory.

but boy was i wrong. that skinny nikka torched me.


he could shoot. nikka beat me 11-3, 11-4, 11-4. i mean normally when i play against dude my height i can hang with them. doens't matter what age or skill level, i can at least hang. but this nikka? i mean i never felt this helpless playing 1on1. it wasn't even competitive.

damn so i woke up in the morning and it hit me really hard. it was the revelation. it opened my eyes brehs.


maybe just maybe KD is the ultimate 1 on 1 player who probably never lost in 1 on 1. nikka long as hell he will bother anybody's jumpshot. i mean all this nikka gotta do is just shoot over dudes. and against big centers he can just shoot 3s while they make 2s. how da hell you beat him? i don't even think MJ could beat him. i thought it was blasphemy to say MJ would lose at anything, but i think KD beats him.

my whole world has crashed brehs.

 

[Jplaya2023]

let this neg hit you harder

 

[fifth column]

i recently played 1 on 1 against a dude who was 6ft 6 with long asss arm. he lanky as hell. looks like snoop's long lost half brother. i saw him hoopin alone at y and he looked definitely beatable. i'm 6ft 1 195lb. i ain't a legit baller, but i can shoot and i can do all kinds of hook shots pretty well cuz back then i used to an undersized power forward in rec league. i know, i'm only 6ft 1, but i got decent post game. i saw this nikka moving kinda awkward and shoots kinda funny from the distance, so i was like let's burn some calories and taste a sweet victory.

but boy was i wrong. that skinny nikka torched me.


he could shoot. nikka beat me 11-3, 11-4, 11-4. i mean normally when i play against dude my height i can hang with them. doens't matter what age or skill level, i can at least hang. but this nikka? i mean i never felt this helpless playing 1on1. it wasn't even competitive.

damn so i woke up in the morning and it hit me really hard. it was the revelation. it opened my eyes brehs.


maybe just maybe KD is the ultimate 1 on 1 player who probably never lost in 1 on 1. nikka long as hell he will bother anybody's jumpshot. i mean all this nikka gotta do is just shoot over dudes. and against big centers he can just shoot 3s while they make 2s. how da hell you beat him? i don't even think MJ could beat him. i thought it was blasphemy to say MJ would lose at anything, but i think KD beats him.

my whole world has crashed brehs.

You lost cause you are

 

[CantStop]

I know what hit you, a brick.

 

[RedEye Jedi]

OP really gunning for the WOAT in record time.

 

[DaDoc04]

let this neg hit you harder

 

[Dame Dash's Motor Oil]

1 on 1 nobody and I mean NOBODY would ever beat Shaq in his prime

Certainly not Kevin Durant

Diesel would just back anybody's ass down, bully them and then dunk the ball in they faces

And for those fools who say he'd lose the ball or something, or that he can't make any other shot than the dunk or that he's slow

Watch this

And that wasn't even his prime

 

[010101]

he's up there but too frail to rock the crown*

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

We know who the goat 1 on 1 player is

 

[bxrfan]

@SuaveHooper88 at least had a gimmick that the board could have fun with, this dude brings nothing to the table except for his WOAT-ness. Ban him

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Lol at KD tryna join the other team in a 1 on 1 game

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

@SuaveHooper88 at least had a gimmick that the board could have fun with, this dude brings nothing to the table except for his WOAT-ness. Ban him

Spamming LeBron hate threads is somehow even cornier than spamming warriors threads nonstop. It's uncreative and totally lacking anything except espn comment section quality talking points. If the coliseum had a decent mod he would have been banned weeks ago.

 

[DPresidential]

Just for reference...

You know Lamarcus Aldridge is a soft ass nikka, right?

Did you see what happened to Durant in game one when LA decided to actually use his strength on Durant?

Yes, Durant would score but he's be bodied once a bigger, savvy player gets the ball.

Embiid, healthy, would beat him one on one. That isn't a diss on either Embiid nor Durant.

 

[kuts]

1 on 1 nobody and I mean NOBODY would ever beat Shaq in his prime

Certainly not Kevin Durant

Diesel would just back anybody's ass down, bully them and then dunk the ball in they faces

And for those fools who say he'd lose the ball or something, or that he can't make any other shot than the dunk or that he's slow

Watch this

And that wasn't even his prime

I love this gif. Really shows the more graceful and fluid side to Shaq's game. And he made MJ look helpless.

 

[El Coupeacabra]

1 on 1 nobody and I mean NOBODY would ever beat Shaq in his prime

Certainly not Kevin Durant

Diesel would just back anybody's ass down, bully them and then dunk the ball in they faces

And for those fools who say he'd lose the ball or something, or that he can't make any other shot than the dunk or that he's slow

Watch this

And that wasn't even his prime

Not prime Shaq but still