Sometimes I wish a chick would atleast friendzone me

[↓R↑LYB]

There are sum pathetic dudes on the internet

We're not pathetic breh. We're just normal brehs who just want to be loved

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I basicly look like Bart Simpson don't even ask me how.

Light skinded with a Larry Holmes flatop

This can't be life

 

[61 Corpses]

You don't even talk to me anymore. I gave you gifs and everything. What about that song from frozen...I thought love was an open door

I cant compete with the rest of the cert having workout warrior simps of the Coli

I got a big beer gut and chubby cheeks

 

[ExodusNirvana]

There is no such thing as the friend zone. It's either you're platonic friends or you're not. Stop being a simp. You're better than that.

 

[Raava]

I cant compete with the rest of the cert having workout warrior simps of the Coli

I got a big beer gut and chubby cheeks

I like them, but its ok.

 

[SCORCH]

Being friendzoned is the worst cuz you know you can never smash that girl. And people say "bu bu bu being friends with a girl is good cuz she can hook you up with her girl friends" NOPE if you ugly you are shyt outta luck.

#nothingwasthesamestill

*books flight to New York*

 

[Grams]

*books flight to New York*

Abeg oooo forgive me. I'll change

 

[Vilified not verified]

Im black btw

 

[61 Corpses]

Im black btw

my nikka you are confused

 

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Edit

 

[DaRealness]

OP is from Edmonton in north London. It has a high population of black girls who are very easily DTF. If he can't pull a hood rat random girl in Edmonton then i really dunno

 

[Vilified not verified]

I can't even be put on just friends status with one single woman out of billions on this planet what the fukk is so wrong with me?

 

[Just like bruddas]

It would just be nice to have somebody to talk to
#ugly nikka problems.

Friendzone it prime real estate. You have first access to her friends, and then to her when she gets jealous

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

You ever friendzoned a chick before? I've done it a few times and for a couple of cases had me sympathizing with women, if only for mere seconds.

 

[JasonSJackson]

The antidote for ur unmanly woes is on the way. Stay tuned