Oh yeah, I've been self-conscious about it for a damn while...since I'll say...I started college...maybe even high school.
Like okay...this one time I was skateboarding in irving park in Brooklyn...these two white chicks were sitting on a park bench watching me skate. I guess they were feeling me and shyt, and they were talking to themselves...this one chick goes, oh my god...he's got cool style and a big dikk! She said it so goddamn loud too! it was embarassing...I had to sit down and just not skate for a while.
Another time, I was running to catch a bus back to Pittsburgh and walking through midtown times square...finally get to my bus...I was wearing some grey jeans I got from uniqlo. Anyways, I get on the bus...get to my seat. These two white girls are talking too each other...I had my headphones on. I overhear them talking to each other. One of them just says, that guy had a fukking huge cock...just so goddamn loud I could hear it over me listening to Lil Bibby's Free Crack all loud in my headphones. And this was a crowded bus too...and to top it off, one of the girls even took a pic of the bulge in my jeans on her phone (I actually saw it)...I was so embarassed! It's probably online somewhere right now.
even worse, Some gay dude sitting behind me was hitting my foot trying to get my attention...I was just like...
Also, this one time I went to west virginia to visit a female friend (I was staying over her place, sleeping on her couch). She had to go to work, and I went to a coffee shop to just plan my day out. I was talking to this really fine and really tall (like taller than me, Id say she was like 6'5") female professor that was at the college. White chick, brown hair, brown eyes, I'll admit, pretty cute. I was looking nice and cut from working out, wearing a tank top, with some uniqlo jeans and some white leather sneaks. There was other white chick there I was talking too, she asked me if she could grab a seat from my table, I said sure. So I was talking to the WVU professor about Franz Kafka, she was helping me find a park to visit since I didn't know the area and shyt. I'll admit, kind of got a bit of a half chub. I guess she was feeling me cause she was looking at the ring on her finger and getting kind of nervous...so anyways. I had to leave and get on my merry way
So I stand up, and I'm facing right in front on the other white chick that I gave the seat to, she's sitting down and my crotch is right in the direction of her face...just to say goodbye and take care and the whole time she's just staring at it like...
didn't even look me in the eye or say anything the whole time.
I'm just like...
I just feel self-concious about people paying attention to that part of my body...especially women...my eyes are up HERE dammit!
