Song lyrics that crack you up upon hearing them now.

[roxxthe96er]

I got 10 bathrooms I could shyt all day *PLAYA*

Spoiler

cac remix

 

[whknorth]

 

[Vice Queen]

I've been saying this lyric since I heard the Diplomats in my cousin's Expedition in 03. Cam'ron always has the funniest lyrics.

Birds flip n dozens, chicks is dikks they suckin'
Swallow my kids, go and kiss they cousin
Yes, they kissing cousins, toys kissing muppets
Worst then that, they go home and kiss they husband
That shyt's disgusting
Keep the chickens clucking, keep the pigeons buggin'

DIPSET! AYE!

 

[Turbulent]

B.I.G... Bring that ass to MMEEeeeeeeEYeaah...

 

[flea]

My eyes are green
'Cause I eat a lot of vegetables
It don't have nothing to do
With your new friend
My eyes are green
'Cause I eat a lot of vegetables
It don't have nothing to do
With your new friend

Erykah Badu.... This song is beautiful and the meaning of the lyrics is actually dope but....

The lyrics get me laughing every time....
You couldn't think of nan nother analogy than "because I eat a lot of vegetables?"


Edit:

Was just listening to this song yesterday. Thread high key gay by the way

 

[Colicat]

this whole song

... I secretly love this song... It brings out my inner ratchet

 

[Big D Bangston]

"FVCK OBAMACARE, I WANT A KILO"

"Wingstop fatboy need a ten-piece"



You already know

 

[BigMan]

I've been saying this lyric since I heard the Diplomats in my cousin's Expedition in 03. Cam'ron always has the funniest lyrics.

Birds flip n dozens, chicks is dikks they suckin'
Swallow my kids, go and kiss they cousin
Yes, they kissing cousins, toys kissing muppets
Worst then that, they go home and kiss they husband
That shyt's disgusting
Keep the chickens clucking, keep the pigeons buggin'

This on my wrist is nothing

 

[Imhotep2]

"I'd rather be pushin flowers"
Than to be in the penn sharin showers"

-Lil Wayne "Amilli"

1 year later that nikka ended up in the Penn.

 

[Big Boda]

Whoa shake what your mama gave ya,
Lord knows it took her 9 months to make ya,
PLEASE excuse me and my strange behavior,
But im captivated Huh..by all this flavor

You're so damn fine so damn fine so damn FiiiIIIIne,
Blowin my mind my whole mind all the time, (yeah Baby)
Just don't say no cause I want to give it to you baby,
This aint no joke and I can prove it to you lady,

 

[Rich Spirit]

"Mannn you terrycloth, that means you very soft... Gravy Mercedes add the cranberry sauce"

KILLA!

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I've been saying this lyric since I heard the Diplomats in my cousin's Expedition in 03. Cam'ron always has the funniest lyrics.

Birds flip n dozens, chicks is dikks they suckin'
Swallow my kids, go and kiss they cousin
Yes, they kissing cousins, toys kissing muppets
Worst then that, they go home and kiss they husband
That shyt's disgusting
Keep the chickens clucking, keep the pigeons buggin'

I remember the song. You got the lyrics wrong tho

 

[Yehuda]

Do the ditty ditty if you... want to because then I can see if I... WANT YOOOOU

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

This on my wrist is nothing

Is it yellow hearts and pink diamonds?

 

[Osmosis]

no homo good thread @Paz