Soon Even the Non Kobe Stans Will Have to Address Bron's B1tch N1gga Tendencies
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With the exception of game 5 against the Pistons and game 6 against Boston..He has never beaten a team with JUST jumpshots.
In conclusion, sly ass coaches like Pop gon tell him "
so your jumper is better now huh?" "Go head breh..lets see it
"He just picked the worst time to take a nap tho.
Straight up disrespectful shyt..but hey
Trece
Superstar
Its stans like this that make it easy to root against LeBron Jane
What is this podcast you are referring to?
You'll have to excuse me, as I've been on leave from The Coli for the last 4 years
:Oh shyt::Oh shyt::Oh shyt:
MITTER DA BASKETBALL HISTORIAN GAWD
4 of us got together and recorded like 50 episodes of a podcast until schedules and personality conflicts (maybe that's what it was?) derailed the show. We could've used you as a guest, homie.
teams dare kobe to pass
teams dare lebron to shoot
kobe has had terrible finals games too.....but the defense isn't giving him anything
theyre going under on screens when bron is 12 feet from the basket
teams dare lebron to shoot
kobe has had terrible finals games too.....but the defense isn't giving him anything
theyre going under on screens when bron is 12 feet from the basket
Long Live The Kane
Tyrant Titan
After he bounced back from the Dallas series with those big games in the indy and boston series last year on the way to the title, I figured he gotten past that...i don't know if he started snorting lines of Adderall before big pressure games or what...but I just assumed the shook nikka phase of his career was over...but then these finals start and he pulls it in game one
...pulls it game two, but nobody on the spurs shows up to capitalize....then we get to tonight, he has 4 points like half way through the 3rd quarter and I realize we're dead smack right in the middle of a vintage bizzarro lebron choke-job disappearing act series 
It won't take much to turn around and still win though...Duncan has been pedestrian the entire series, tony parker might be significantly hampered with that hamstring injury smh, and Danny Green and Gary Neal both cashed in their "unexpected role player wins a game" cards on the same night...all it would take is an average performance by Bron here on out to win this series
After he bounced back from the Dallas series with those big games in the indy and boston series last year on the way to the title, I figured he gotten past that...i don't know if he started snorting lines of Adderall before big pressure games or what...but I just assumed the shook nikka phase of his career was over...but then these finals start and he pulls it in game one
It won't take much to turn around and still win though...Duncan has been pedestrian the entire series, tony parker might be significantly hampered with that hamstring injury smh, and Danny Green and Gary Neal both cashed in their "unexpected role player wins a game" cards on the same night...all it would take is an average performance by Bron here on out to win this series
I don't know, even when the Spurs got scraped in game 2 Dancing Danny Green was perfect from the field. He might be in the midst of an all time roleplayer-version-of-MJ performance. Chasing Horry the way Kobe is doggedly pursuing MJ's records, a roleplayer hero for a new generation of fans. I'm starting to believe in that cheesy looking nikka.
If TP is significantly hampered, that'll just be sad. I'd rather Bron and co. get steamrolled out of the Finals than win a tight series because of an injury. That'll just exacerbate the propaganda wars on all sides.
I was sitting at the spot I like to catch games at and this older nikka turned to me in the 2nd quarter and was like "Bron's shyt don't show up in the boxscore; he just keeps making the right play." I had to stop myself from giving him the Pusha T sound effect. Even on the grandest stage, no matter how many points suddenly drop off Bron's standard per game output, he's now getting Tebow-esque praise for what we can't quite measure.
He better have some 34-9-12 games on deck. He looks like a real sucker ass nikka relative to his frame and talent.
After he bounced back from the Dallas series with those big games in the indy and boston series last year on the way to the title, I figured he gotten past that...i don't know if he started snorting lines of Adderall before big pressure games or what...but I just assumed the shook nikka phase of his career was over...but then these finals start and he pulls it in game one
It won't take much to turn around and still win though...Duncan has been pedestrian the entire series, tony parker might be significantly hampered with that hamstring injury smh, and Danny Green and Gary Neal both cashed in their "unexpected role player wins a game" cards on the same night...all it would take is an average performance by Bron here on out to win this series
I think this is what people are overlooking a lot right now. Regardless of the dudu quality of lebron's performances this series the heat may walk away with this title. Now they may squeak out this year but they are gonna need to make some major decisions regarding wade and bosh's futures next year.
On a side note if the heat win this series it has to be remembered when we look back on lebrons legacy at the end of his career. If he does manage to put together a string of titles this series alone should be the only thing we really even need to point to to distinguish him from the true goat
How absolutely ho-like he played can easily be swept under the rug by the sports media towards the end of his career if he manages to perform better in the future. hoop heads cant let that happen
yois that from? :drunksaiger:
NV-ME
Make It Hot-ta
I'm still waiting until this series plays out to open the vault... but all of the comparisons to MJ and the declarations of him being better than MJ (patently absurd) and the plea-copping are going to have to be dealt with, even among those without stan-related agendas.
This nikka with his loose coochie whore mother, bitten-down finger nails, and multitude of Finals games between 8 and 17 points will have to be assessed with the same sort of scrutiny, objectivity, and honesty people subject all the others to. His pass about to be eternally revoked. Bronmaggedon is coming.
this is not nice, walt. even for you.