Striving For Greatness
Get Certs or Die Tryin

im signing you up for softball
"Get ready to learn Clarinet buddy"i would just have to buy my daughter a clarinet
The most realistic response"The fukk ya'll be doing at practice?"
"Soooo what would y'all say to your daughter if she was on the losing side LOL...
...That car ride home musta been super quiet"
Especially if I gotta car pool 'em from the crime scene with the rest of the squad too.
Take 'em to the nearest Mcdonalds with a working ice cream machine, but still, I'm talking shyt.