Soulja Boy ain’t even a soldier, French Montana not even French...keep it going

[YourMumsRoom]

Wait Vado ain't even Mexican!

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Jadakiss dont have a bathroom with wall that lift up

Funny shyt, dude was rapping about this BEFORE dudes really knew how cartel bosses get down

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Jay Z skipped letters in the alphabet

 

[Ribbs]

Mos Def has been uncertain on a few things, I'm sure of it.

The Cool Kids? Chuck from Detroit and Mikey from Chicago. Well actually, it does get quite cold in the winters.

Just Blaze is no arsonist.

As a little kid I really did think Snoop was a dog who could transform into a human

Believing Shock G and Humpty were twins is one thing, but this c'mon bruv

 

[BrothaZay]

Big Sean don't even got a big dicc

 

[YourMumsRoom]

Big Sean don't even got a big dicc

 

[JuvenileHell]

Drake is not even a male duck

 

[Kairi Irving]

@The Burger King ain't even the burger king


@Reaper of Threads ain't even reap no souls



@Retired ain't even hung his jersey up

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

@The Burger King ain't even the burger king


@Reaper of Threads ain't even reap no souls



@Retired ain't even hung his jersey up

You don’t even get the premise of this thread

 

[Kairi Irving]

You don’t even get the premise of this thread

Technically im retarded


Edit: jokes

 

[joeychizzle]

this thread highkey hilarious

sorry if any already been done:
mack 10 ain't even a gun
xzibit doesn't have a museum
eminem isn't a button shaped chocolate
flava flav isn't a condiment
young dolph ain't a marine mammal
lil uzi vert ain't a droptop submachine gun
wiz khalifa ain't the leader of a caliphate
lord jamar ain't a lord

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

Technically im retarded

In that case, I ain’t mad at cha

 

[New Username]

Travis Scott isn't even Scottish

 

[Perfectson]

Mariah can't Carey a note

 

[Blurneed]

Timbaland is not real. Not a scuff, crease or tree logo in site