i cook mainly African food so most of my dishes are always a surprise to most
Spaghetti, baked chicken or fish: "Can you learn to cook any Gotdamn thing else!!!"
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sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
getchu a big girl!!!!! have u ever met a big girl who COULDNT throw down in the kitchen?
CinnaSlim
Queen of Swords
I just had a guy cook me salmon, salad and cous cous.
I can cook. Italian, Caribbean, stir fry, curries, side dishes, ribs, etc.
Still learning.
I can cook. Italian, Caribbean, stir fry, curries, side dishes, ribs, etc.
Still learning.
That's how I know marriage might not be in my future I see these girls feeding they kids mcdonalds wendys and in an out every day I'm like bish why your kid eating like this she gonna say if its good for me its good for her 
lost breh father forgive us
lost breh father forgive us
My sister
Her food be looking so nasty.
Literally the only thing she know how to cook decent is spaghetti and hot dogs.
Luckily she and her husband lives with my mom(who's food i dont care for either) so she does all the cooking most times.
sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
thats unfortunate, but u rightcuz u just reminded me of my baby sister, i hate her cooking, she swear she throws down in thekitchen but she b upset come holidays nobody ever wants to come to her house n eat. i remember one thanksgiving she added whipped cream in the banana pudding n i havent ate her cooking since n that had to be at least 5 yrs agoMy sister
Her food be looking so nasty.
Literally the only thing she know how to cook decent is spaghetti and hot dogs.
Luckily she and her husband lives with my mom(who's food i dont care for either) so she does all the cooking most times.
Haha i funny i found out my sister couldnt could cook when she tried to boil the holiday ham before baking it. Technically we're not American so that could have been one mistake but one day she made some eggs and it had oil dripping off of it. It was so gross. 
Thank the Lord my oldest sister is an excellent cook and was the one who taught me.
Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
Teach her how to cook something new friend or meet a woman who has a wider cooking pallette. Your complaint so are demonic because at least the woman is feeding you, friend.Her: I'm making baked Tilapia tonight, you better come over
Me:
I swear every girl I date, this is all they know how to cook. Especially in the DC area. I keep my cooking skills on the low so I don't have to cook all the time. Knowing I'll embarrass they azz.
Im tired of being the best cook in a relationship.Fukk your spaghettis with Weiners and shyt in em. I want damn some peach cobbler! Some pot roast and sweet potatoes. Where the muthafukkin Oxtails and Jerk Chicken?!
Y'all women better get online and watch YouTube and Rachel Ray .
Talking about you want to be married by the end of next year. Not cooking that same shyt.
Aren't you in Louisiana? Must be Northern Louisiana. Different breed up there.
I'd laugh but that's pretty much all I know how to cook, too 
Monday through Friday I alternate baked chicken, salmon and spaghetti
Then on the weekends I heat up a pot of chicken stock and add frozen vegetables to it
I spend my Saturdays literally eating gruel
I'm gonna try to do better
Monday through Friday I alternate baked chicken, salmon and spaghetti
Then on the weekends I heat up a pot of chicken stock and add frozen vegetables to it
I spend my Saturdays literally eating gruel
I'm gonna try to do better
bytches that can't cook
Back when I was in college I had a girlfriend that couldn't cook at all...but the sex was so good I ended up cooking for her most of the time.
sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
lollllllllllllllllllllll thats messed up , my baby sister erry year calls n asks r yall coming over for thanksgiving n i try my best to change the subject but its kinda sad and pathetic that women cant cook in this day age with all this technology u got cooking shows, videos youtube, books apps n shyt all u gotta do is follow instructions but i guess it just goes to show bytches dont follow directions very well
Yes... My coworker. Her big ass refuses to cook. Guess her status
All one has to learn is like 10 to 20 recipes.
But yo, I just made some mean ass hamburgers
. Hit that ground beef with the perfect amount of Adobo and extra pepper.
I've mostly dated Caribbean and African women so I've rarely had this problem...my last chick was Dominican and a trained chef at that she was straight spoiling the kid for a solid year and half, shame my selfish ways screwed things up....but for the most cooking ain't a must for me as long they have the basics down and at least willing to learn more....Much rather have a chick who ain't the best cook but got all the other redeeming qualities of wifey, then a nutty demanding bytch who just to know how to throw down in the kitchen....
....but for the most cooking ain't a must for me as long they have the basics down and at least willing to learn more....Much rather have a chick who ain't the best cook but got all the other redeeming qualities of wifey, then a nutty demanding bytch who just to know how to throw down in the kitchen....