Spent 75$ on a 3 song lap dance last night.

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I was like that at first but that gets expensive. I used to just be upfront like "I'm trying to nut" :heh:. One time ol girl told me she couldn't help but she had another dancer who could. I bought her a drank for the good looks :obama:

One time I had this crazy russian broad who kept biting me and shh. She was feeding me that b/s like wait for me after the club. I waited till like 4 am. Them broads was coming out in street clothes. She came out and ignored me. :sadcam: Bouncer was looking at me like :umad::stopitslime:

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:ohhh::leon:

I've never tried that. I've gone to strip clubs looking for bytches who give it up on the side, but I've always struck out. I should be more direct like this.
 

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:comeon: No its not nikka. A butt-naked lap dance is $5 ($10 at the most). Where the fukk you nikkas live? If I pay a chick $75, she fukkin' or suckin'

Lapdances are $20 and $25 per song everywhere I've lived...

Where can I get the $5 dances though? :ohlawd: I MUST know!
 

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I was like that at first but that gets expensive. I used to just be upfront like "I'm trying to nut" :heh:. One time ol girl told me she couldn't help but she had another dancer who could. I bought her a drank for the good looks :obama:

One time I had this crazy russian broad who kept biting me and shh. She was feeding me that b/s like wait for me after the club. I waited till like 4 am. Them broads was coming out in street clothes. She came out and ignored me. Bouncer was looking at me like

yeah by "feel her out first", i meant tell her you wanna fukk someone :russ:

some nights are good, when the girls you approach are down for whatever, or you get hooked up by their friends like what happened to you. other nights, chicks tell you to chill for a min and ignore you, or they give you a fake number or some shyt :bryan::dwillhuh:

a few times i've paid the standard (albeit way too high) rate for a vip lapdance and had like my whole fist up these girls' vaginas. afterwards i always look at them like :childplease: :heh: you just made $15 after tipping out for that? thanks :pachaha:

whats up with strip club bouncers tho, there's this one club where you can tell they're instructed to be dikks to patrons. i lost track of my friend and just wanted to know if he'd been thrown out or not, and this fat white dude with cornrows :snoop::bryan: was trying to stonewall me
 
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I've never tried that. I've gone to strip clubs looking for bytches who give it up on the side, but I've always struck out. I should be more direct like this.

:yeshrug:

The two times I tried it were explained right there. I asked the white chick but she was :inlove: with her b/f so she directed me to this cool ass black chick who hooked it up :ahh: and was trying to chill afterwards. After my "dance" she wanted me to wait outside and talk some more. Wanted me to hang with her after the club for drinks but I got what I needed and dipset.

The other time was that Russian broad who was just a fcking freak. Realistically I could/should have piped in that back-room but I had never encountered a crazier individual in my life. :lolbron: Had to tell her to stop biting me. Hadn't been to a strip club in years but looking back I was 2/2 with that approach and it would have saved me a lot of money.
 
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yeah by "feel her out first", i meant tell her you wanna fukk someone :russ:

some nights are good, when the girls you approach are down for whatever, or you get hooked up by their friends like what happened to you. other nights, chicks tell you to chill for a min and ignore you, or they give you a fake number or some shyt :bryan::dwillhuh:

a few times i've paid the standard (albeit way too high) rate for a vip lapdance and had like my whole fist up these girls' vaginas. afterwards i always look at them like :childplease: :heh: you just made $15 after tipping out for that? thanks :pachaha:

whats up with strip club bouncers tho, there's this one club where you can tell they're instructed to be dikks to patrons. i lost track of my friend and just wanted to know if he'd been thrown out or not, and this fat white dude with cornrows :snoop::bryan: was trying to stonewall me

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Yeh I know what you mean now on the "feel out"..A lot of them hoes really be trying to get saved in that joint. Really weird when you think about it. I've actually gotten a strippers number, chilled with her and all that as a patron and it was too weird for my comfort. I'm just trying to smash and dash and they wanted to be friends?...

Strip club bouncers are usually ex-high school football lineman who've taken their simping to record high levels. They were too lame to get cheerleaders so now they in the strip club bouncer business for their size/weight trying to get stripper hoes who only view them as their "bigger bros"..You will never see a bigger group of simps in your life. They aren't paid to be dikks. They are hired because they are dikks. :pacspit:..I hate bouncers of any establishment.
 
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Butt naked lap dances are $5 in Atl? :wtf:

:whoa:

I do vaguely remember this hole in a wall strip joint in Georgia where the girls would do just about anything for 10$, but my older cousin cockblocked cause he saw me going into the backroom and he knew I was too young and dumb to strap up. He was correct but still :stopitslime:
 

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Yeh I know what you mean now on the "feel out"..A lot of them hoes really be trying to get saved in that joint. Really weird when you think about it. I've actually gotten a strippers number, chilled with her and all that as a patron and it was too weird for my comfort. I'm just trying to smash and dash and they wanted to be friends?...

Strip club bouncers are usually ex-high school football lineman who've taken their simping to record high levels. They were too lame to get cheerleaders so now they in the strip club bouncer business for their size/weight trying to get stripper hoes who only view them as their "bigger bros"..You will never see a bigger group of simps in your life. They aren't paid to be dikks. They are hired because they are dikks. :pacspit:..I hate bouncers of any establishment.
had a j/o that was a stripper a few years back. she was real cool actually, i used to meet her and her friends at one of their cribs and they'd be getting dressed in front of me, giving no fukks. not like i got my nut off to that or anything, but when girls you dont know willingly get naked in front of you, its never bad, right? the problem with this girl was that she was always complaining about never having money and how people think all strippers are rich, but they're not. then she'd say she didn't like her job and i'd be like :ohhh: you hate your job and you're broke..so you show your p*ssy just to kill time? :leon:

good analysis of the bouncers. my boy was a bouncer at a club in DC (which are tame in comparison to the MD joints), and he was baggin a lotta skrippaz, but i did drink with him and his coworkers once, and they were all almost exactly like you described :ohhh:
 

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Yeh I know what you mean now on the "feel out"..A lot of them hoes really be trying to get saved in that joint. Really weird when you think about it. I've actually gotten a strippers number, chilled with her and all that as a patron and it was too weird for my comfort. I'm just trying to smash and dash and they wanted to be friends?...

Strip club bouncers are usually ex-high school football lineman who've taken their simping to record high levels. They were too lame to get cheerleaders so now they in the strip club bouncer business for their size/weight trying to get stripper hoes who only view them as their "bigger bros"..You will never see a bigger group of simps in your life. They aren't paid to be dikks. They are hired because they are dikks. :pacspit:..I hate bouncers of any establishment.

A lot of hoes on Backpage are even trying to get saved :bryan:

I've fukked a bytch for free on there after we went out for dinner once :mjpls:
 
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had a j/o that was a stripper a few years back. she was real cool actually, i used to meet her and her friends at one of their cribs and they'd be getting dressed in front of me, giving no fukks. not like i got my nut off to that or anything, but when girls you dont know willingly get naked in front of you, its never bad, right? the problem with this girl was that she was always complaining about never having money and how people think all strippers are rich, but they're not. then she'd say she didn't like her job and i'd be like :ohhh: you hate your job and you're broke..so you show your p*ssy just to kill time? :leon:

good analysis of the bouncers. my boy was a bouncer at a club in DC (which are tame in comparison to the MD joints), and he was baggin a lotta skrippaz, but i did drink with him and his coworkers once, and they were all almost exactly like you described :ohhh:

A lot of hoes on Backpage are even trying to get saved :bryan:

I've fukked a bytch for free on there after we went out for dinner once :mjpls:

Most of those girls are real life Roller-Girl's

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:weirdo: type chicks. This myth that they are all "boss" bytches is false. :stopitslime: Most of them hoes are just want to be hugged.
 

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Most of those girls are real life Roller-Girl's

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:weirdo: type chicks. This myth that they are all "boss" bytches is false. :stopitslime: Most of them hoes are just want to be hugged.

its true, they gotta have a certain mentality just to begin working there. the hardness in your heart has to be triple filtered. many girls consider working there, some actually apply, fewer make a job of it. last time i went to a joint i saw girls working there that i first saw at other local clubs 4 years ago :huhldup: i always wanna ask them if they've gotten that associate's degree they're saving up for :pachaha:
 

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fwiw i thought id followup. i ended going to the back, ended up getting the lap dance wasnt no suckin n fukking tho:comeon: tbh in my other thread i was talking about how i didnt wanna pay to lose my virginity to a stripper, but shorty was so bad i just wanted to fukk the whole time i forgot all about being a virgin:russ: i enjoyed it but it wasnt worth no 75 dollars tho:yeshrug:

it NEVER is. cuz even if u fukked. u might bust in like 3 minutes, so even still it wouldn't have been worth the $75.
 

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Damn those prices make me glad to be in ATL! It's literally $5 per song here, and hoes get extra loose!
 

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:comeon: No its not nikka. A butt-naked lap dance is $5 ($10 at the most). Where the fukk you nikkas live? If I pay a chick $75, she fukkin' or suckin'

Just came from a strip joint in PCB and the lap dances were 30-40 :whoa: I aint get one tho. This was like a mainly white classier joint tho. Bouncers wearing 3 piece suits and shyt.

One of my homies dropped 80 for 4 dances 30 for the 1st then she said she'll give him ten dollars off the next two then after those she said she'll give another ten off (30-20-20-10).

That was my 1st time in a strip joint and honestly I'd go again. I only spent the 20 on cover and I went to the stage and gave shorty $5 singles. bytch dry humped me on stage, motorboated me and spanked me :snoop:, gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and said thank you lol.
It was worth it for the experience I guess :yeshrug:

I used to be the type to say :ufdup: at nikkas that blow money on strippers. Matter fact while in there me and my homies just chilled and laughed at these old-head spanish who were blowing their money in that bytch (there's no way they spent less than $500 in there)

But if you still paying your bills and got everything else in your life in order, indulging and spending maybe 80-150 once a month at a strip joint doesnt seem like such a big deal to me now.

:whoa: Now as far as paying strippers/prostitutes as your ONLY means of getting p*ssy and/or female sexual contact, that's a whole nother issue.
 
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Just came from a strip joint in PCB and the lap dances were 30-40 :whoa: I aint get one tho. This was like a mainly white classier joint tho. Bouncers wearing 3 piece suits and shyt.

One of my homies dropped 80 for 4 dances 30 for the 1st then she said she'll give him ten dollars off the next two then after those she said she'll give another ten off (30-20-20-10).

That was my 1st time in a strip joint and honestly I'd go again. I only spent the 20 on cover and I went to the stage and gave shorty $5 singles. bytch dry humped me on stage, motorboated me and spanked me :snoop:, gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and said thank you lol.
It was worth it for the experience I guess :yeshrug:

I used to be the type to say :ufdup: at nikkas that blow money on strippers. Matter fact while in there me and my homies just chilled and laughed at these old-head spanish who were blowing their money in that bytch (there's no way they spent less than $500 in there)

But if you still paying your bills and got everything else in your life in order, indulging and spending maybe 80-150 once a month at a strip joint doesnt seem like such a big deal to me now.

:whoa: Now as far as paying strippers/prostitutes as your ONLY means of getting p*ssy and/or female sexual contact, that's a whole nother issue.
:lawd:
 
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