3 and 1

pray for me
1st of all

fukk whoever made these car seats you know how hard it is to squeeze the seatbelt thru the back of them things
Secondly, hey HEY come here and put that down what is that

Ok daddy taking y'all to chuck e cheese

please lord grant me the strength not to start the purge and not strangle somebody lil child
Ok we in here "CHUCK E CHEESE YAAAAAAY" then they both see the fn mouse and its Olympic relays
You ever tried catching a 3 yr old while holding a1yr old that's climbing your back

Ok they calm down we playing games then lil future school shooter tries to bully my baby but she fights back no tears

I give his pops the

look he immediately

They don't care about tickets just shyt making noise so I'm winning

I go pee
Psssh yea go for it,not thinking
Lil mama takes off running and falls "daddy come wub it" ok I'm wubbing it baby,you still gotta pee??
"Nope too late"

Wal-Mart to Mickey d's for happy meals nuggets fries bbq sauce everywhere they laughing having the time of they lives

By the time I drop em off they both ko in backseat
Wouldn't trade today for anything in the world