spilling your drink unappreciation thread

[Address_Unknown]

Don't really spill drinks but I had this one epic fukk up one night I was in the boozer chatting up this one bird.

I was literally following her about from the dance floor, to the booth, to the bar, buying drinks and all that shyt in deep flirtatious conversation then she hits the girl restroom.

So I'm outside by the door with a boiler maker (Glass of Whiskey in one hand, Pint of Lager in the next), nearing on functionally drunk talking to her from behind the door, not giving much of a shyt at this point 'cause I'm closing in, making sure we going extra innings after the club and shyt and she opens the door to tell me something and I step in 'cause fukk it.

Now she's washing her hands in the sink and I'm by the hand dryer leaning against it, Whiskey ontop the machine, pint of beer in hand, saying all the right shyt, making her laugh, then she comes over to the hand dryer shyt next to me, turns that shyt on guess what happened to be under it?

My drink. I ain't got to explain what a full blast hand dryer gust of wind to a full glass of beer going to do, man. shyt literally blew up in my face, covered my glasses and shirt in fukking cold beer and she probably broke a rib laughing at that shyt.

fukking took my Whiskey, chugged that shyt, tossed the glasses in the bathroom sink, alerted my boys and fukking caught a cab home alone smelling like stale beer

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

I was at a bachelors party, we went out to this awesome german pub and restaurant, the place is basically a big beer hall, I'm at the bar getting a beer but coked out of my mind, I was trying to just act normal get my drink and get the fukk outta there, of course when she sets my big ass beer mug on the bar i go to grab the handle and my hand just smashes into the side of the mug instead of the handle and I knock the mug over and beer spills all over the bar counter and almost got this dudes phone wet, I freaked out and grabbed the dudes phone off the countertop before the beer got to it. shyt was mad embarrassing. I just apologized profusely and cleaned the mess up and bounced like

 

[kingstl]

I just got in it was about 2am (liquor sales over), i get in man-cave, turn on netflix...ready to sit down watch a movie and crash. I get up to make a sandwich and knock drink over

 

[whknorth]

when i met my brothers girlfriend, i accidentaly spilled my drink on the floor and a few droplets splashed on to her feet.
i was drunk. it was awkward after that.

 

[whknorth]

I was at a bachelors party, we went out to this awesome german pub and restaurant, the place is basically a big beer hall, I'm at the bar getting a beer but coked out of my mind, I was trying to just act normal get my drink and get the fukk outta there, of course when she sets my big ass beer mug on the bar i go to grab the handle and my hand just smashes into the side of the mug instead of the handle and I knock the mug over and beer spills all over the bar counter and almost got this dudes phone wet, I freaked out and grabbed the dudes phone off the countertop before the beer got to it. shyt was mad embarrassing. I just apologized profusely and cleaned the mess up and bounced like

i feel sorry for you.

 

[MammaSaidKnockYouOut]

You say you want it with no ice to get the full 32oz

Do you live with your parents?

 

[EARFQUAKE]

Do you live with your parents?

No

 

[MammaSaidKnockYouOut]

No

Can I crash at your place I think I might be getting evicted soon.

 

[.༼-◕_◕-༽.]

No fap for valentines weekend. I was dusting my lampshade and was going through tissues like a mawfukka last night. Dust>>>>>>>>>>me.

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Finally cleaning your damn room huh?

 

[wickedsm]

In other news, knocking your trash can over and nothing falling out appreciation

ha

Yes, I ate an entire box of pop tarts last night. Yes, that is the tag from a new shirt. Yes, those are snot rags. Did some dusting and fukked my lungs up

dapped for snot rag reference. i thought i was the only one.
would have repped.
was unable.

 

[MammaSaidKnockYouOut]

dapped for snot rag reference. i thought i was the only one.
would have repped.
was unable.

Does that mean you can't neg right now either?

 

[eufemism]

Having your food all set your favorite TV show on you're about to sit down.... and you accidently spill your drink on the carpet and you fumble around in panic trying to stop it from staining the carpet

 

[wickedsm]

went out with my husband and some of his classmates for some reuinion functions.
end of the night after leaving the original venue the real grown folks are headed to a bar.
small hole in the wall bring your own liquor joint.
they decided to go after all the liquor stores were closed, so i ran in walmart on the way there
got a pitcher some fresh fruit and 2 large bottles of sangria.
walk in to the bar, have to pull it out to show the door guy
promptly dropped a bottle on the cement floor.
wine all over my feet, lower legs and the floor.
loud ass noise that drew everyones attention

 

[semtex]

 

[wickedsm]

Does that mean you can't neg right now either?

why? were you planning on hitting me with something neg worthy