Spin:100 million dollars in your hand right now under one condition..

[JayStarwind]

That ain't chit...give me.

- bright yellow bath towel
- rope
- lighter
- hockey puck
- hockey stick
- Wayne Gretzky

Folks don't know that a tiger is attracted to the color yellow. So I puts the towel on the ground ya see.
Then, while he excited about that, I slip a noose a made from the rope around his back left pinky toe.
I learned in Kindergarten that you gotta catch a tiger by the toe, and then he will holler.
So when starts hollering, The Great One already got the lit hockey puck on deck, and he will use all his might to shoot that mugg down the tigers' throat - which will burn his head up. Clearly, he will die from this.

I would prefer a Cashiers' Check.

 

[Cynic]

need to take out it's eyes then the job becomes easier ...

 

[Daio]

I'll poison it.

Grab a lot of raw meat. Pour bleach and battery acid on it. Hide and watch it die from being poisoned

 

[knickscity]

Why not bring in a professional archery person? They should be able to nail that tiger down with some arrows at great targets.

 

[JayStarwind]

How big is said tiger? That gif doesn't give you an idea.

If its this size thats easy money


Athlete: Big Show

1. A big azz blanket
2. Hammer
3. Bleach
4. Ammonia
5. Heavy-duty coat



We have a problem if it's this big

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Bring somebody who can outrun you to distract a tiger brehs

Most athletes can outrun the average breh, breh.

 

[The Guru]

All i need is a gi from the BJJ section. Caralho.

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

A shovel to dig a 20 foot hole.




I'm bringing jon daly as my distraction/bait

Hopefully jon can lead him to the hole.


And A bunch of cement to bury that thing alive

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I'm bringing nothing but baseball players

Yall know why

 

[Lootha VanDraws]

Tiger is my spirit animal. So I will not participate. Unless I give him that fraud Tiger Woods to devour, no need to pay me.

 

[YakSpiller]

Bill Romanowski and a butcher knife, probably a vacuum too.

No matter how big that tiger is, he's still scared of a damn vacuum.

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Buy a bunch of sedative meds from Target Pharamacy and stash em in some raw meat.

Feed it and Kill it when it falls asleep. Or you can poison it.

I'm bringing Jason Mamoa along as my celebratory fukk (sorry Lisa).

bytch Betta have my money.

Alternatively I wouldn't want to kill it. Instead train it and keep the tiger and the millions.

 

[FlyGuy]

Ron Artest

 

[NatiboyB]

Run me my cash that's a dead tiger...i may be scarred up a bit but plastic surgery an take care of it and I always wanted to have a diamond eye anyway.

And the athlete im picking is deontay wilder

My items are 1x splitting axe, 1x machete, 1x pack of fertilizer, 1xjug of ortho home defense to soak the steaks in.

 

[I AM WE ARE]

All i need is a gi from the BJJ section. Caralho.

@Mowgli


What about Brock Lesnar or khabib?
You get the right supplies you can poison it burn it bury in cement Hell a nail gun and compressor will get it done


I'm bringing whoever thought of child support for bait