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I hate women who wont relax their legs and let you really get in. I have to struggle with some to get them proper strokes; shyt is annoying Relax and let me in that.
 

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Bwhahaha! That gif answering his question was perfect. :russ:
 

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Teaching a girl who's not experienced how to fukk your way is the best way brehs

you never wanna leave that p*ssy because she is doing the only thing she knows

you will be god in her eyes
Lazy bytches bring the same act to every crowd. I had to tell this bouncing ass bytch, "i dont know what horse size dikk youre accustomed to fukking, but my dikk is a little closer to me than the ceiling."
 

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i probably mentioned this in the ladies thread. but there was a guy i was sooooooo attracted to. extremely attracted to. him brushing against me, even by accident, would get me wet. i couldnt wait to have sex with him.


he stuck it in and im like :dwillhuh:

so disappointed. i cant explain it. no pleasure, he was stretching me, i could feel him, but really, no pleasure. just a waste of time and an unnecessary notch on the bedpost. we had sex two or three times that night and each time was worse than before. he ended up having to finger me, which was better than his sex


i learned, deep down, i know when im not supposed to fukk someone because my wetness has a different smell :laugh:
no nastiness. im clean, but the times i've fukked someone that didnt really deserve it/that i shouldnt have, my wetness smelled like potatoes... now i know
it dont smell like that any other time :manny:
fukk im weird (but i aint the only one it happens to)

then i met the gay guy and i just knew the sex was gonna be wack, and it was the best sex i ever had :manny:

If it's Niagara Falls, then yes.
I've been through that and he still wasn't doing shyt.
If he had slayed it, it would have been worth it

somebody else's sweat on me is gross. i dont even like my own sweat
 

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i probably mentioned this in the ladies thread. but there was a guy i was sooooooo attracted to. extremely attracted to. him brushing against me, even by accident, would get me wet. i couldnt wait to have sex with him.


he stuck it in and im like :dwillhuh:

so disappointed. i cant explain it. no pleasure, he was stretching me, i could feel him, but really, no pleasure. just a waste of time and an unnecessary notch on the bedpost. we had sex two or three times that night and each time was worse than before. he ended up having to finger me, which was better than his sex


i learned, deep down, i know when im not supposed to fukk someone because my wetness has a different smell :laugh:
no nastiness. im clean, but the times i've fukked someone that didnt really deserve it/that i shouldnt have, my wetness smelled like potatoes... now i know
it dont smell like that any other time :manny:
fukk im weird (but i aint the only one it happens to)

then i met the gay guy and i just knew the sex was gonna be wack, and it was the best sex i ever had :manny:



somebody else's sweat on me is gross. i dont even like my own sweat
my dude @Tuaminator out here cleaning up :lupe:
 

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The first time I went raw was in some dry vag. :scust:. Shyt felt awful and hurt my piece during sex, not to mention the consequences after it. I had a big ass rash on my tip and the scab would keep breaking and rescabbing every time I had an erection. Had me thinking I had herpes out here in these streets for a minute. :scust:

Also I thought head was overrated as hell until I finally got a chick that knew what she was doing. She set the standard and if it's anything less than you're just there to get my piece wet because I'm not going to get off on it. :scust:
 
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I had been talking to a guy for awhile , hung out a few times etc and finally one night we ended up cuddling and kissing so at this point I'm ready to give some life changing throat service....
low and behold this huge ass nikka had NO dikk. It literally was the size of my big toe. :usure::mjcry:I had to pause and look at it for awhile. :rudy:Didn't want to be rude so I attempted to suck him off real hard and fast (dikk barely made it past my teeth).. bout 30-45 seconds in his balls twitched like he was gon cum so I'm thinkin "bet. He can nut and I'm OUT" Just in that moment he pushes my head back talkin bout "wait wait wait" this nikka tryna fukk :wow: talkin bout "I want you to ride this dikk" I couldn't even fake it no more. I had to go. I was trying to be nice at first and let him get a courtesy nut but he had to get greedy and got left with blue balls.
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There have been a few other questionable acts but that one is probably number one just because of the audacity of this nikka.
 

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Y'all making me feel very thankful I don't have much to complain about!! No little d experience here, phew!
 
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Peruvian chick had doo doo in her buttcrack.

We are chest to chest and she's riding my shyt. I reach around to grab them buns and my fingers are in the ass crack. I feel something like peanut butter. I pull my hand back and there is Doogie on my finger tips.

The p*ssy was good so I just wiped it on her butt but the hand was quarantined in mid air untill I nutted in her.

Moral if the story ladies. Wash you ass if you getting dikk from a nikka at your job after work . Nasty ass freaks


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