onelastdeath
Banned
I’ll never forget, i was 16 and snuck into this college party with my son downtown. No fake ID, just in the know with the crowd or whatever, we told them we were freshmans at another school In da city after meetin dem in soho
We get there and I see all these college bytches and at the time bytches who were in colllege were grown asss women to us. Oh word she 19? thats a grown ass woman
so we get there and my boy who invited us is like “yo come over we doing shots over truth or dare”, naturally I’m with it
ma boy is like
cause he kno i cant hold my liquor but im tellin him like dawg we mite never get another chance like dis 
stop being a fukkin bytch u know
so we tossin back shots of gin bullshyttin with hoes n dis shorty come and sit down
Bria Myles meets motherfukkin Megan good. Body is on fire boy I tell u . She Sit on my lap and she definitely looked lighter Than she was I felt her weight on my lap But that we probably because the ass was so fat
we flirtin and kissin the whole night and she feelin me hard went to the bathroom and made out grabbin on da titties and cuppin that ass , full on tongue action for like 20 minutes then she topped me off in the bathroom stall for a solid 5 minutes with what was at the time the best head I ever got hands down.
told my boy like yo Im outtie and went back her dorm . Makin out all the way to her dorm i mean all the way
we get back and I throw her da bed
she ask’d me did i have a condom and im like no so she reaches over in her draw and grabs this durex and I’m in it. This warm fire p*ssy on this dime (first time fukkin a dime too) condom pops of course, but I’m still in it. For like a whole 11 minutes
ended up nuttin on her stomach and falling asleep
i wake up to my boy callin my phone and he’s like “yoooo you went home with that bytch?!” Thru text and im like yeah nikka
He’s like damn nikka that’s crazy, and I’m like yeah this bytch was bad and he goes yeah son idk how you even managed to fukk that bytch bro but yo it is what it is lol
I'm puttin on my clothes now to head back to my hood cause I got fukkin school myself . ANd some bytch comes in the room
big fat sloppy broad
Wearin my t shirt for some reason and stretchin it out OD
Bad skin
One long chin hair
Gap in her mouth
Stretch marks on her shoulders
I’m like uhhh
damn its fukked up this mark Henry in the face ass broad gotta share a dorm with a bytch that bad 
“Not tryna be rude because I know this is ur dorm but why are u wearing my t shirt, I mean I don’t need it back, but ima jus go
”
She like okay do you have to? And I’m like ...
shes like” well okay, well here’s my number I had fun we shud hang out. “
I’m like
“Yeah for sure I guess”
“Tell Nakia ima pull up on her later and maybe we can all get some food, give her my number for me cause I don’t think she got it”
She like “
you so fukkin funny, I love that” And presses Up against me
I’m like “ahahha whoaaa” and push her off
She like “uhh what’s wrong
“
I’m like “Nakia ya home girl how u tryna push up on me?”
She like “I’m Nakia
“
I’m like what?
She says “I’m Nakia“
And it took me like 7 seconds to process it but long story short blue gin had me so fukked up I thought this bytch was a dime, tongued her down and bust it raw
I’m like yo I gotta use the bathroom .
And I’m in the mirror like
I came back out the bathroom and ran down the hall full speed
This is pre uber so I ran out and caught a taxi all the way back to my hood.
got home disgusted , had stink dikk for the first time , and a million texts from this offensive lineman shaped hoe I just piped
i never forget I walk into US history class and I see my man
And to this day we keep that between us
I deactivated my Facebook and changed my number and never heard from her again
just checked on my boys fb every month to make sure she wasn’t preggo
Anyway the baddest bytch I ever fukked was a gin created Bria Myles Meagan Good lovechild that wasn’t even real
Oh and I don’t drink gin to this day
We get there and I see all these college bytches and at the time bytches who were in colllege were grown asss women to us. Oh word she 19? thats a grown ass woman
so we get there and my boy who invited us is like “yo come over we doing shots over truth or dare”, naturally I’m with it
ma boy is like
cause he kno i cant hold my liquor but im tellin him like dawg we mite never get another chance like dis stop being a fukkin bytch u know
so we tossin back shots of gin bullshyttin with hoes n dis shorty come and sit down
Bria Myles meets motherfukkin Megan good. Body is on fire boy I tell u . She Sit on my lap and she definitely looked lighter Than she was I felt her weight on my lap But that we probably because the ass was so fat
we flirtin and kissin the whole night and she feelin me hard went to the bathroom and made out grabbin on da titties and cuppin that ass , full on tongue action for like 20 minutes then she topped me off in the bathroom stall for a solid 5 minutes with what was at the time the best head I ever got hands down.
told my boy like yo Im outtie and went back her dorm . Makin out all the way to her dorm i mean all the way
we get back and I throw her da bed
she ask’d me did i have a condom and im like no so she reaches over in her draw and grabs this durex and I’m in it. This warm fire p*ssy on this dime (first time fukkin a dime too) condom pops of course, but I’m still in it. For like a whole 11 minutes
ended up nuttin on her stomach and falling asleep
i wake up to my boy callin my phone and he’s like “yoooo you went home with that bytch?!” Thru text and im like yeah nikka
He’s like damn nikka that’s crazy, and I’m like yeah this bytch was bad and he goes yeah son idk how you even managed to fukk that bytch bro but yo it is what it is lol
I'm puttin on my clothes now to head back to my hood cause I got fukkin school myself . ANd some bytch comes in the room
big fat sloppy broad
Wearin my t shirt for some reason and stretchin it out OD
Bad skin
One long chin hair
Gap in her mouth
Stretch marks on her shoulders
I’m like uhhh
damn its fukked up this mark Henry in the face ass broad gotta share a dorm with a bytch that bad “Not tryna be rude because I know this is ur dorm but why are u wearing my t shirt, I mean I don’t need it back, but ima jus go
”She like okay do you have to? And I’m like ...
shes like” well okay, well here’s my number I had fun we shud hang out. “
I’m like
“Yeah for sure I guess
”“Tell Nakia ima pull up on her later and maybe we can all get some food, give her my number for me cause I don’t think she got it”
She like “
you so fukkin funny, I love that” And presses Up against meI’m like “ahahha whoaaa” and push her off
She like “uhh what’s wrong
“I’m like “Nakia ya home girl how u tryna push up on me?”
She like “I’m Nakia
“I’m like what?
She says “I’m Nakia
“And it took me like 7 seconds to process it but long story short blue gin had me so fukked up I thought this bytch was a dime, tongued her down and bust it raw
I’m like yo I gotta use the bathroom .
And I’m in the mirror like
I came back out the bathroom and ran down the hall full speed
This is pre uber so I ran out and caught a taxi all the way back to my hood.
got home disgusted , had stink dikk for the first time , and a million texts from this offensive lineman shaped hoe I just piped
i never forget I walk into US history class and I see my man
And to this day we keep that between us
I deactivated my Facebook and changed my number and never heard from her again
just checked on my boys fb every month to make sure she wasn’t preggo
Anyway the baddest bytch I ever fukked was a gin created Bria Myles Meagan Good lovechild that wasn’t even real
Oh and I don’t drink gin to this day
