Spin: cliched white athlete descriptions

[LiIZaneFan1978]

High ________ IQ

 

[wire28]

*insert star athlete* may give you the big plays, but every championship team needs a *insert white player* in their lockerroom

 

[MegaTronBomb!]

"he's a high energy, fan favorite.... when he comes in the game, the mood just changes"

 

[Marvel]

"he's a high energy, fan favorite.... when he comes in the game, the mood just changes"

"Taj might have thought it was hype for him...its the White Mamba, baby!"

 

[Regular_P]

Crafty
Gritty
Physical

All of the above = excuses for dirty play.

 

[RhodyRum]

"He's not an athlete, just a (insert sport) player!"

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

His parents play at my country club

oh wait

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Comes from a great family

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Was just trying to make a play

Lives in the weight room

1st one in the gym and the last one to leave

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Has a bright future after football

 

[Taadow]

"leads the team in floor burns/bruises"

 

[inndaskKy]

"Birdman birdman!!"

 

[keond]

Class on and off the field

 

[TheNig]

"This kid has moxy"

"He has all the right stuff"

 

[Tom Foolery]

Great decision maker
Leader on the floor
In a few years he can be a real contributor for this team
He understands his role and plays within his comfort zone