OneManGang
Veteran
Im reading all of these in John Gruden's and Joe Buck's voices 
Spin: cliched white athlete descriptions
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He just plays the game three right way.
He had a GPA of
He had a GPA of
Lakers Offseason
Superstar
Last Thursday night game Bills vs Browns. Mike Mayock was going off on how good a LB for the Bills Kiki Alonso is and how smart and instinctual he is. Then he goes on to say how he is similar to other smart and instinctual LBs in the league like Kuechly and Posluzsny
NYC Rebel
...on the otherside of the pond
Last Thursday night game Bills vs Browns. Mike Mayock was going off on how good a LB for the Bills Kiki Alonso is and how smart and instinctual he is. Then he goes on to say how he is similar to other smart and instinctual LBs in the league like Kuechly and Posluzsny
dude is the king of that shyt.
Usually, those commentators are either a white supremacist or Klan priest.
Lol. I won't be too hard on Mike. Dude still recovering from putting all of his eggs in the Jamarcus Russell basket.
Matthew delladova
Whips-n-Chains
Chi
"...has a real Nose for the ball"
"...ball hawk"
"....he's hust havin' fun out there!"
"....brings it night in and night out"
"....let's the game 'come to him' "
"....and he's fired up over there in the bench/sidelines"
"....the way he just slips right into the soft spot of the zone"
"...ball hawk"
"....he's hust havin' fun out there!"
"....brings it night in and night out"
"....let's the game 'come to him' "
"....and he's fired up over there in the bench/sidelines"
"....the way he just slips right into the soft spot of the zone"
madness
Taking my talents to South Beach
"he married his high school sweetheart and they have a beautiful family together. this kid was able to maintain a 3.8 GPA in biomedical engineering while being a full-time student, father and athlete"
*cuts to crowd where they show his mom, dad, wife and his kids all wearing his replica jersey*
*cuts to crowd where they show his mom, dad, wife and his kids all wearing his replica jersey*
DallasTxRep
Superstar
From FB. A video of a black kid breaking a white kids ankles on the football field:
I respect that kid. He got his ankles straight kidnapped and taken away from him in front of a crowd, but what did he do? Get up, keep his head up, and get back in line like a man. That'll get you farther in life than football skills homie!
I respect that kid. He got his ankles straight kidnapped and taken away from him in front of a crowd, but what did he do? Get up, keep his head up, and get back in line like a man. That'll get you farther in life than football skills homie!
"He's the type of player your kids should emulate"
martin payne
All Star
he shows a lot of "poise and moxy" under pressure....kirk herbstreit use to kill me with that 