SPIN: Coli Haikus

[OfTheCross]

Wasted a day off
Might not make it to New Year
Call out tomorrow?

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Head hurting fukking badly
Nothing to rid it
Ready to choke out a bytch

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

So backed up I'm blue
My balls are so full of jizz
Need to nut so bad

 

[Taadow]

Some of y'all niccas
need to get over yourselves.
Like, for real for real.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Need some nudes
Only if the ass phat
Where dey at

 

[Black Cobain]

Saturday Night
Act like i'm busy,
Blinds are closed, lights are turned off,
My hand is swollen.

fakkit
My eyes are closing,
Feels like cotton balls, no lie
Pulled out, "No homo, my man"

Sleep
Laying down, I cry,
Yeah, I cry myself to sleep,
I hate waking up.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

HULK BIG BOOT LEG DROP
N DOUBLE U O BEATDOWN
FANS WE'RE OUT OF TIME

 

[I SEEN THAT LIGHT]

Some posters are homos.
:frommido:
Read out the smiley :scumbag:

That's not a haiku
First line has six syllables.
my nig.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

That's not a haiku
First line has six syllables.
my nig.

You know wat.... u rite.
Heres the thing though my nikka.
I don't give a fukk

 

[I SEEN THAT LIGHT]

You know wat.... u rite.
Heres the thing though my nikka.
I don't give a fukk

Why are you so mad?
I thought you're the haiku god?
Guess you're not that good.

 

[Taadow]

Back up in dat azz
...no homo, for the 20
13, plus 5 mo'...

 

[TripleAgent]

I busted so hard
She's still sucking and licking
Knees like newborn deer

Hey Coli brehettes
Hit my inbox with those nudes
Breh is curious

I am an MC
I embrace all poetry
Must express myself

I need much more bread
Only 2 certs instead of 6
Might stay broke always

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

I busted so hard
She's still sucking and licking
Knees like newborn deer

Hey Coli brehettes
Hit my inbox with those nudes
Breh is curious

I am an MC
I embrace all poetry
Must express myself

I need much more bread
Only 2 certs instead of 6
Might stay broke always

Hold this rep breh!
shyt had me laughin at my desk...

 

[Taadow]

If she still hungry
after I bought her dinner,
she can eat this ass

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

I love haikus breh
They're a track on my mixtape
Y'all download that thang