Spin: Could Obama smash Beyonce if he felt like it?

[Berniewood Hogan]

Saw this in the "brehs ready to risk it all" thread:

In my opinion, he's not ready to risk it all at all. He doesn't need to. He's thinking, "I'm the President of the fukking USA, just like in that Waka Flocka parody song. But in real life. I really am the President of the fukking USA. Jay-Z is just a top twenty rapper. I could run a train on this illiterate ho with the secret service and Joe Biden. But you know what? I'm loyal to Michelle. And I don't want our children to see their father experience a scandal like that. But I certainly could smash Beyonce if I felt like it and there's nothing Gay-Z could do about it. Did he really go from Sean Carter to Jay-Z? Damn. He on Jazz dikk. And his bytch could be on my dikk if I wanted. Put the Presidential Seal on that p*ssy. Uniquely American. A teachable moment."

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Hes not ADOS so he wouldnt have a chance

 

[MischievousMonkey]

No, too much potential repercussions for both of them that wouldn't be worth the risk

Beyoncé would stop his ass right quick if she had sense































But then again she can't read so Idk if she has sense or not

 

[Unknown Poster]

Fam. If Obama wants yo chick...he gonna get her. He's Obama.

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

Did he really go from Sean Carter to Jay-Z? Damn. He on Jazz dikk. And his bytch could be on my dikk if I wanted."

I read that in Obama’s voice

 

[BaldingSoHard]

It's The Obama p*ssy paradox.

He could smash any woman off his virtue, but by doing so he then immediately loses the power to smash any woman because he is no longer the type of man that Barack Obama is.

 

[Londilon]

Hes not ADOS so he wouldnt have a chance

lets ignore the fact that they BOTH ARE MARRIED

 

[EBK String]

It's The Obama p*ssy paradox.

He could smash any woman off his virtue, but by doing so he then immediately loses the power to smash any woman because he is no longer the type of man that Barack Obama is.

the type of men that uses drones to drop bombs on innocent third world kids is too good to cheat?

 

[010101]

barry the leader of the known free.world that's top of the food chain duh*

 

[Devilinurear]

Of course

 

[Mowgli]

He's broke compared to Jay z

 

[AceMan]

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

@Killmonger

 

[Let A Fro Be A Fro]

I just want to hear Jay-Z's version of Lemonade

 

[BeingBetter]

It's The Obama p*ssy paradox.

He could smash any woman off his virtue, but by doing so he then immediately loses the power to smash any woman because he is no longer the type of man that Barack Obama is.

is this a real thing ? The Obama p*ssy Paradox