Spin: Could Obama smash Beyonce if he felt like it?

[Calmye]

He been hit that

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Obama could smash any woman in the world, including Melania, if he really wanted to.

lets ignore the fact that they BOTH ARE MARRIED

As if that stops people

 

[BaldingSoHard]

the type of men that uses drones to drop bombs on innocent third world kids is too good to cheat?

Would it have been better if he had sent a special forces unit?

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

It's The Obama p*ssy paradox.

He could smash any woman off his virtue, but by doing so he then immediately loses the power to smash any woman because he is no longer the type of man that Barack Obama is.

This... is poetic...