spin: did God basically rape Mary???
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An ashy lil fap hand
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Creep.
Nah, she wanted the (G-O) D...
Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
Yeah. He stepped to her and said
God: "I choose you. You wit' it, or not?"
Mary: "I gots a man, doe."
God: "It's cool, I ain't tryina handcuff you...besides, imma holla at 'im.
yeah bruh he took that virgin p*ssy, smutted her out and then told that ho she bet not een think about child support.
god a real nikka
god a real nikka
Turk
Young, Gifted, and Black
yeah bruh he took that virgin p*ssy, smutted her out and then told that ho she bet not een think about child support.
god a real nikka
a woman go to bed with her whole life ahead of her...no responsibilities......she wake up the next morn preg with shyt to do...
....gotta feel vio...
and her husband stood around and raised a baby that's not his?....
....gotta feel vio...and her husband stood around and raised a baby that's not his?....
Joseph: Mary...how'd you get pregnant?
...before I got to hit?! 
Mary: ...uh...
...God did it 
Joseph:
Really? 
Mary: Real shyt. God knocked me up
Joseph: No bullshyt. You serious?
Mary: I swear to god.
God came down like: 
and He knocked me up. 
Joseph:
Damn...I ain't even know he could do that. 
Mary: Damn straight...and he said its gonna be the Son of God...Its like God himself.
Joseph: I'm going to get to raise baby god?
Mary: Yep. I'm giving birth to God's son
Joseph: I'm going to tell everyone!
...you wouldn't like to me would you? 
Mary: I wouldn't lie to you. God really got me pregnant...and i'm still a virgin
Joseph
....Mary:
