SPIN: Have any brehs ever been hit in the balls?
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Was playing tennis. My homeboy smashed it (
) and the joint hit me solely in my left nut! I was in so much pain and this nikka started laughing. He would’ve got murked on the spot but I was immobilized 
Was a career ender. Couldn’t get back into the right mindset after that.
Don’t think I’ve played ever again.
In nerd terms it felt like in Halo when you get hit with a melee and you know if you took just one more it’s a wrap
No lie my shyt been a different shape ever since brehs
one of the worst experiences of my life
) and the joint hit me solely in my left nut! I was in so much pain and this nikka started laughing. He would’ve got murked on the spot but I was immobilized Was a career ender. Couldn’t get back into the right mindset after that.
Don’t think I’ve played ever again.In nerd terms it felt like in Halo when you get hit with a melee and you know if you took just one more it’s a wrap
No lie my shyt been a different shape ever since brehs
one of the worst experiences of my life
This.In Middle school we used to hit each other for fun
I dunno if it was some shyt on TV that was making all the kids do this to each other, but I got kicked all the damn time.
And I kicked dozens of people in the nuts.
Middle School was fukking weird
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I was hella young in daycare. I kept annoying this big ass girl. She kept saying "okay Bodie. Ima kick you in the nuts u keep playing."
Me? Get kicked in the nuts?
bish pleez....
Later that day I'm in the sandbox. Chillin'. And slowly but surely, one girl would pop up to play, then a few minutes later another one would pop up till its like 4-5 girls in the sandbox w/me. So I'm like
from all this attention....
THEN OUTTA NOWHERE I HEAR "GET HIM" THEY ALL GRAB A LIMB, HOLD ME DOWN, HOLD MY HEAD TO MAKE ME WATCH..
The big girl came outta nowhere like " yeah Bodie, I told u".
This bytch steps back and take two steps to the side and proceeds to give my balls the ultimate onside kick.
nikka! I RAN LAPS AROUND THAT YARD
Cold part was her and her friend's word won against mine, then when I get picked up she goes and hit me w/ the "Bye Bodie"
Me? Get kicked in the nuts?
bish pleez....Later that day I'm in the sandbox. Chillin'. And slowly but surely, one girl would pop up to play, then a few minutes later another one would pop up till its like 4-5 girls in the sandbox w/me. So I'm like
from all this attention....THEN OUTTA NOWHERE I HEAR "GET HIM" THEY ALL GRAB A LIMB, HOLD ME DOWN, HOLD MY HEAD TO MAKE ME WATCH..
The big girl came outta nowhere like " yeah Bodie, I told u".
This bytch steps back and take two steps to the side and proceeds to give my balls the ultimate onside kick.
nikka! I RAN LAPS AROUND THAT YARD
Cold part was her and her friend's word won against mine, then when I get picked up she goes and hit me w/ the "Bye Bodie"
StretfordRed
Afro-European
If you’ve played sort as a child this is common
In football/soccer you often got a blast in the balls by the ball.
shyt hurts like you’ve been winded
In football/soccer you often got a blast in the balls by the ball.
shyt hurts like you’ve been winded
#girlpower:hahaha:I was hella young in daycare. I kept annoying this big ass girl. She kept saying "okay Bodie. Ima kick you in the nuts u keep playing."
Me? Get kicked in the nuts?
Later that day I'm in the sandbox. Chillin'. And slowly but surely, one girl would pop up to play, then a few minutes later another one would pop up till its like 4-5 girls in the sandbox w/me. So I'm like
THEN OUTTA NOWHERE I HEAR "GET HIM" THEY ALL GRAB A LIMB, HOLD ME DOWN, HOLD MY HEAD TO MAKE ME WATCH..
The big girl came outta nowhere like " yeah Bodie, I told u".
This bytch steps back and take two steps to the side and proceeds to give my balls the ultimate onside kick.
nikka! I RAN LAPS AROUND THAT YARD
Cold part was her and her friend's word won against mine, then when I get picked up she goes and hit me w/ the "Bye Bodie"
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More times than I'm willing to count.
- Chick in the 11th grade kicked a breh in the nuts during recess one time when she heard that the reason I didn't get "Hard" during some sloppy ass lapdance she tried to give me a day or so before on some bullshyt to make this one dude jealous was 'cause I didn't find her attractive and said that she smelled funny that day. (She did, the sweaty harlot.) She confronted me in home room and kicked me in my shyts.
- Was off loading pallets of cinder blocks off a dump truck one time, got my foot caught up in the strap we was using to pull the pallets closer to the edge of the gate and a breh tried to untangle himself from it but started to get dragged. So I tried to run to the edge and jump onto the blades of the forklift that was pulling so I'd be ONTOP the strap instead of getting dragged, the cable went taut, I got hemmed up in mid air and landed on the EDGE of the Truck gate's post and hit my shyts. Thurs/Fri/Saturday off for that shyt.
- Was playing catch with a friend and he was being extra and decided to throw a curveball after he watched a few tutorials. We had fun trying it for a minute. Remarking about how we was getting some funny arcs on our throws and what's not. Then he tossed one. shyt was off, but it flew perfectly and curved with some real heat on it. Guess where it curved and dipped towards?
- Chick in the 11th grade kicked a breh in the nuts during recess one time when she heard that the reason I didn't get "Hard" during some sloppy ass lapdance she tried to give me a day or so before on some bullshyt to make this one dude jealous was 'cause I didn't find her attractive and said that she smelled funny that day. (She did, the sweaty harlot.) She confronted me in home room and kicked me in my shyts.
- Was off loading pallets of cinder blocks off a dump truck one time, got my foot caught up in the strap we was using to pull the pallets closer to the edge of the gate and a breh tried to untangle himself from it but started to get dragged. So I tried to run to the edge and jump onto the blades of the forklift that was pulling so I'd be ONTOP the strap instead of getting dragged, the cable went taut, I got hemmed up in mid air and landed on the EDGE of the Truck gate's post and hit my shyts.
Thurs/Fri/Saturday off for that shyt.- Was playing catch with a friend and he was being extra and decided to throw a curveball after he watched a few tutorials. We had fun trying it for a minute. Remarking about how we was getting some funny arcs on our throws and what's not. Then he tossed one. shyt was off, but it flew perfectly and curved with some real heat on it. Guess where it curved and dipped towards?
recess in the 11th grade?More times than I'm willing to count.
- Chick in the 11th grade kicked a breh in the nuts during recess one time when she heard that the reason I didn't get "Hard" during some sloppy ass lapdance she tried to give me a day or so before on some bullshyt to make this one dude jealous was 'cause I didn't find her attractive and said that she smelled funny that day. (She did, the sweaty harlot.) She confronted me in home room and kicked me in my shyts.
- Was off loading pallets of cinder blocks off a dump truck one time, got my foot caught up in the strap we was using to pull the pallets closer to the edge of the gate and a breh tried to untangle himself from it but started to get dragged. So I tried to run to the edge and jump onto the blades of the forklift that was pulling so I'd be ONTOP the strap instead of getting dragged, the cable went taut, I got hemmed up in mid air and landed on the EDGE of the Truck gate's post and hit my shyts.
- Was playing catch with a friend and he was being extra and decided to throw a curveball after he watched a few tutorials. We had fun trying it for a minute. Remarking about how we was getting some funny arcs on our throws and what's not. Then he tossed one. shyt was off, but it flew perfectly and curved with some real heat on it. Guess where it curved and dipped towards?
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U @ least get to "walk" it off?More times than I'm willing to count.
- Chick in the 11th grade kicked a breh in the nuts during recess one time when she heard that the reason I didn't get "Hard" during some sloppy ass lapdance she tried to give me a day or so before on some bullshyt to make this one dude jealous was 'cause I didn't find her attractive and said that she smelled funny that day. (She did, the sweaty harlot.) She confronted me in home room and kicked me in my shyts.
- Was off loading pallets of cinder blocks off a dump truck one time, got my foot caught up in the strap we was using to pull the pallets closer to the edge of the gate and a breh tried to untangle himself from it but started to get dragged. So I tried to run to the edge and jump onto the blades of the forklift that was pulling so I'd be ONTOP the strap instead of getting dragged, the cable went taut, I got hemmed up in mid air and landed on the EDGE of the Truck gate's post and hit my shyts.
- Was playing catch with a friend and he was being extra and decided to throw a curveball after he watched a few tutorials. We had fun trying it for a minute. Remarking about how we was getting some funny arcs on our throws and what's not. Then he tossed one. shyt was off, but it flew perfectly and curved with some real heat on it. Guess where it curved and dipped towards?
Only Cacs did this in my school... Indian kids took it futher. Then nikkaz used to cup each other's shyt. Just reach out and grab a handfulIn Middle school we used to hit each other for fun
Seen a breh tying his shoe laces and his Indian Homie swoped in behind him and got a hold of his nuts n they all laughing like "you got me".
Black brehs in school was like
yup,a few times,one time so bad i had a hernia from it..
to make it even worse my sadist ass waited for years to even get it fixed,and to make matters worse that was the first time i had ever been under the influence of morphine/dilaudid and then take home vicodin,and that opened up a whole other can of fukkin worms..
to make it even worse my sadist ass waited for years to even get it fixed,and to make matters worse that was the first time i had ever been under the influence of morphine/dilaudid and then take home vicodin,and that opened up a whole other can of fukkin worms..
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Okay, so I'm not the only one who saw thatrecess in the 11th grade?
:guccby: You need your ass beat.
I use to randomly hit my husband in the balls until one day he raged on me. I didn’t realize it hurt that much. Haven’t done it in years.
Sometime in the past year I was wrapping up the cord from something in the kitchen because I was almost finished cooking. The plug whipped around and made a glancing blow off my left nut. I had to chill out on all fours for a few minutes, body got all hot,a breh started to sweat and get nauseous. Wasn't hungry anymore after that shyt. Didn't fully recover for at least an hour.
