Spin: Have you ever put your hands on a female

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I'd be lying if I said I wasn't tempted to many times in my life. Other than the temptation, no I haven't. I would rather not have to either.
 

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About 3 years back I was going out with a girl. I was about 17, ol' girl was 20. Kinda around the time I was running around at different house parties every weekend getting faded and not caring. Musta rang her on when I was gone one night at maybe 4am and told her that I hooked up with some other chick whilst out. Don't even know why I did it, I guess I just liked to push her to the edge and rope her back in. I was young.

She rings me the next day like "I need to see you". I'm like, "United are playing if you wanna see me come after the game". She's like "Fine", hangs up, comes all the way to the park round the corner from my house, rings me like come here. Get there now on some "why the fukk are you bringing me out here on some cold ass February morning" tip. She looks at me all playfully like "come here". She always said that when she wanted to kiss me so I'm like calm. Walk into the juiciest, most potent slap onto my left cheekbone.

Now I already told you this was some cold ass February morning. That shyt hurt like a mu'fukker. Real rap that shyt stung like a real c*nt. She's on the verge of tears like "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME".

I took the L for maybe a second and a half like "sweardown this girl just slapped me". Out of nowhere I slapped her back. Hit her with the backhand out of pure rage too. I didn't even know I was about that life.

Stood there staring at each other for maybe ten seconds just staring. She's holding her face, I'm secretly still holding mine. Ten seconds later just said fukk it, started some mad kissing, almost damn near fukked her in the middle of the public park against some tree in the freezing cold.

Weirdest five minutes of my life. Never even spoke about it after.

Real shyt though throwing hands at a bytch ain't cool I wouldn't really advocate it to any man.
 

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Back in highschool with my first girl. We were in my house arguing and I wouldn't let her leave until we talked it out (I really wanted ass/makeup sex). So she runs into the bathroom and locks herself in there. Attempts to climb out of the bathroom, so I run into my room adjacent to the bathroom and I'm halfway out the window onto the ledge, when she darts back out of the bathroom and into the kitchen. By the time I get downstairs I see her hanging up the phone. I'm like Who the fukk were you trying to call ? :wtf: 5 mins later the cops show up to my house, talking about someone called and hungup. Luckily the house next door was unoccupied so I told them I saw some shady characters in the backyard but then they left. As soon as I closed to the door, I ran straight into the kitchen grabbed her shoulders, shook the shyt out of her and yelled in her face "YOU CALLED THE fukkING COPS" :damn: She cried, felt bad and then we fukked. :jawalrus:
 

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According to most males in The Coli, a man admitting this denotes tendencies
of bytchassness.

First what man do you know is going to actually admit to beating a woman's ass?:shaq2: Most men aren't bytchmade like that, and get ostrasized by other men for doing that shyt. And second it did come off as though you were being extra dramatic. I didn't think it was a serious question.

I couldn't answer that question I never hit a female and the one that tried to push my buttons to get to that point i dismissed her ass with the quickness.
 

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About 3 years back I was going out with a girl. I was about 17, ol' girl was 20. Kinda around the time I was running around at different house parties every weekend getting faded and not caring. Musta rang her on when I was gone one night at maybe 4am and told her that I hooked up with some other chick whilst out. Don't even know why I did it, I guess I just liked to push her to the edge and rope her back in. I was young.

She rings me the next day like "I need to see you". I'm like, "United are playing if you wanna see me come after the game". She's like "Fine", hangs up, comes all the way to the park round the corner from my house, rings me like come here. Get there now on some "why the fukk are you bringing me out here on some cold ass February morning" tip. She looks at me all playfully like "come here". She always said that when she wanted to kiss me so I'm like calm. Walk into the juiciest, most potent slap onto my left cheekbone.












Now I already told you this was some cold ass February morning. That shyt hurt like a mu'fukker. Real rap that shyt stung like a real c*nt. She's on the verge of tears like "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME".

I took the L for maybe a second and a half like "sweardown this girl just slapped me". Out of nowhere I slapped her back. Hit her with the backhand out of pure rage too. I didn't even know I was about that life.

Stood there staring at each other for maybe ten seconds just staring. She's holding her face, I'm secretly still holding mine. Ten seconds later just said fukk it, started some mad kissing, almost damn near fukked her in the middle of the public park against some tree in the freezing cold.

Weirdest five minutes of my life. Never even spoke about it after.

Real shyt though throwing hands at a bytch ain't cool I wouldn't really advocate it to any man.





Dam Breh not on some :wrist: shyt but that turned me on a lil the girl of course
 

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Back in highschool with my first girl. We were in my house arguing and I wouldn't let her leave until we talked it out (I really wanted ass/makeup sex). So she runs into the bathroom and locks herself in there. Attempts to climb out of the bathroom, so I run into my room adjacent to the bathroom and I'm halfway out the window onto the ledge, when she darts back out of the bathroom and into the kitchen. By the time I get downstairs I see her hanging up the phone. I'm like Who the fukk were you trying to call ? :wtf: 5 mins later the cops show up to my house, talking about someone called and hungup. Luckily the house next door was unoccupied so I told them I saw some shady characters in the backyard but then they left. As soon as I closed to the door, I ran straight into the kitchen grabbed her shoulders, shook the shyt out of her and yelled in her face "YOU CALLED THE fukkING COPS" :damn: She cried, felt bad and then we fukked. :jawalrus:





That was a lame story
 
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