God Almighty
Your Lord
Make it quick. I got a tee time with Vishnu this afternoon and then I've got lots of kids with cancer to not cure.
Spin: In this thread, I answer your prayers
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God Almighty
Your Lord
Why are you out here shyt posting on the coli when there are children starving in Africa?
Africa's population has tripled.
I need them to turn the Middle East into a complete shyt show so I can get my Armageddon on.
Well can you bless me with a million dollars real quick instead?
God Almighty
Your Lord
Well can you bless me with a million dollars real quick instead?
The love of money is the root of all evil.Blessed are the meek.Count your blessings.But seriously, hit me up next Friday after I get paid.
God Almighty
Your Lord
So there's more starving children then ever!
I gave you a whole planet covered in food and y'all still manage to fukk up.
God Almighty
Your Lord
Stomach cancer. Age 51.
Trump Lightning. The best lightning! Great idea! Donald shall have even more wealth.
Ur gayStomach cancer. Age 51.
Trump Lightning. The best lightning! Great idea! Donald shall have even more wealth.
is eating booty a sin?
When sex is happening, do you have to courtesy to leave?
Did Jesus masterbate?
Can you fly?
How many fingers am I holding behind my back?
Why am I being punished for the actions of that trifling hoe Eve?
We're we smarter in the beginning, did the massive interbreading of Adam and his family make us retards?
If Mary the "virgin" squirts is the water holy?
When sex is happening, do you have to courtesy to leave?
Did Jesus masterbate?
Can you fly?
How many fingers am I holding behind my back?
Why am I being punished for the actions of that trifling hoe Eve?
We're we smarter in the beginning, did the massive interbreading of Adam and his family make us retards?
If Mary the "virgin" squirts is the water holy?